Disclaimer: No, I do not own anything except for the plot. Why does it
always have to be this way??? Why can't I own something for ONCE!
*sobs**wipes tear from eye* *sniffle**sniffle*
Rating: R, just in case I feel the need to throw in some stuff later, you know.
Chap 1: the intro.
Hermione Granger had never liked being the only member of the "golden trio" that was unattached. In fact, she despised it. It always seemed as if Harry and Ron would only talk to her if they weren't busy shagging their girlfriends (or FUCK BUDDIES, as Hermione once heard Lavender whisper Ron's pet name for her to Parvati). Nowadays, she always felt left out, like a fifth wheel, or something.
She had never felt so determined to find a guy, ANY guy, just so she could feel this "happiness" that she read about in those romance novels her mom had been pushing on her since she hit puberty, so she would "understand" what REALLY happens when a guy and a girl, well, you know.
Realizing that no guy likes the teacher's-pet-big-bushy-hair-I'll-always-do- the-right-thing-no-sex-till-marriage-type, she decided that this year, her final year at Hogwarts, she would change. She would make boys' heads turn along with making their pants tighten. All with the help of her sock monkey, George.
A/N: ok, so I know that this was a definite sucky 1st chapter.I promise to make it better and DEFINITELY LLLLLLOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR.. have faith! Please, have faith! R+R please, want to know if there is anything to do to make it "less sucky"
Rating: R, just in case I feel the need to throw in some stuff later, you know.
Chap 1: the intro.
Hermione Granger had never liked being the only member of the "golden trio" that was unattached. In fact, she despised it. It always seemed as if Harry and Ron would only talk to her if they weren't busy shagging their girlfriends (or FUCK BUDDIES, as Hermione once heard Lavender whisper Ron's pet name for her to Parvati). Nowadays, she always felt left out, like a fifth wheel, or something.
She had never felt so determined to find a guy, ANY guy, just so she could feel this "happiness" that she read about in those romance novels her mom had been pushing on her since she hit puberty, so she would "understand" what REALLY happens when a guy and a girl, well, you know.
Realizing that no guy likes the teacher's-pet-big-bushy-hair-I'll-always-do- the-right-thing-no-sex-till-marriage-type, she decided that this year, her final year at Hogwarts, she would change. She would make boys' heads turn along with making their pants tighten. All with the help of her sock monkey, George.
A/N: ok, so I know that this was a definite sucky 1st chapter.I promise to make it better and DEFINITELY LLLLLLOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR.. have faith! Please, have faith! R+R please, want to know if there is anything to do to make it "less sucky"