Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Fierce Angry Sexy Kitty, Where Art Thou?
Rating: M
Pairing: Emmett and Rosalie
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 195
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Fierce Angry Sexy Kitty, Where Art Thou? (Seattle)
Date: 2011-09-29, 10:32AM PST
Reply to: Emmett (dot) theladiesman (dot) McCarty (at) craigslist (dot) org
I have seemed to misplace my favorite (albeit, satanic) attack kitten. She has a blond mane of awesome with violet eyes and a feisty growl.
Facts on kitten:
- Goes by Rosalie (does not respond well to nicknames)
- Likes dimples (will trigger anattack at any moment)
- Likes expensive clothing (little red dresses in particular)
- Bites!
- Has not been neutered (but with a very handy-dandy protective measures, she can be)
- Has not been declawed (scratches across my back for proof)
- Wild cat (just trust me on this one)
Last seen: Publicly, in town last night with friends. She was prowling for unsuspecting prey when she happened across my being. We proceeded to have (what I consider) a very fulfilling night.
Also missing:
- Favorite pair of black, silk boxers
- Heart
She was kind enough to leave me a scratched note with 'That was fun' before leaving. If any of the missing items/beings are found, please email the above address provided.
*Any mention of felines is meant as a term of endearment. The being in mention is, in fact, a female human.*
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