Call Of Duty What If's

by Lil Lucario

Call Of Duty is a violent, rated m game, but how would it affect a 5 year old, and What if Call Of Duty was created by crazy people?

1. What If A 5 year old played Call Of Duty

Call Of Duty: The Good, Bad, And Ugly comedy part 1: What If a 5 year old played call of duty?

So call of duty is a rated m game. But what if a 5 year old played it?

"Don't make me tickle you with my funthrower bitch!" said the 5 year old. Then he went up stairs.

"Hey mom, what does shit mean?" asked the 5 year old

"Well Stevie, Ill tell you when you are older, but ill give you a hint, it comes out of your behind." She responded.

"And mom, where is dad?"

"he made a stop on the way home, oh here he is!"

"hey champ! I brought you something!" said the father

"Arf!" IT WAS A DOG!

"Doggie!" said the 5 year old

"Arf!" the dog started running at the 5 year old in a cheerful way, but the child didn't think so.

"Shit! Dogs!" he said, then when the dog jumped on him, and about to lick his face, he snaped the dogs neck.

"Arp!" then the dog died

"(Sigh) that's the fourth one of the week." Said the dad

"Hey stevie, what the hell are you doing to the body?" asked the dad

"I am teabaggin him!" he said

"That's our son!"