This is pokemans. Deal with it.
Ash was being an idiot as usual, trying and failing to catch Pokemon. He was oblivious to the explosive charge thrown on to his back by a Shadow Trooper, who's code name was ROCH676, and the other Shadow Trooper, who's code name is Trolll776, with the remote to blow it up. Misty was thinking about telling him about it, but remained silent. Brock fell off a bridge because he's a blind lad. Trolll776: "Can I blow this hatch?" Roch676: "Do it for the Imperium Reich." He blew the charge and two of them fled, unaware that their leader was soon to return...
Castelia City, Unova; Time, 1333; Stardate 65928
The people's republic of Castelia City was losing its war against the Tachyon Empire, and their morale was waning. Steven was the leader of the diplomatic Rebellion, and he saw the lost war far too late, because before long, his head was on display in the throne room, another reminder of the Empire's power.
In the chaos and confusion of the Tachyon Civil War, not one faction noticed, during the fighting for control of the Unova Region, that their leader was regenerating himself directly in the middle of the largest battlefield. The General commanding the 35,000,000 defending troops to hold their fire, after watching a live holofeed showing it. The attackers stopped as well, confused. When they finally stopped shooting at each other, they saw a life form in the center of the battlefield. Then they heard a familiar voice: "Imperials! I have returned."
I know this chapter is bullsh¡ttingly short, but I'm running out of ideas. Send some in for me.