Dear Diary,
Everyday I think of a new way to kill my family and getting away with it. Right now, I'm up to 51 ways. That idiot dog Brian, I could poison his food. Or kill Lois, his crush that he thinks no one knows about. I could crucify that devil baby Stewey. I could strangle that fat bastard Chris with his dirty hat. But Peter. That fat whale. I'm disgusted with myself that I want to torture my own father, but I hate him. I hate them all. Everyone!Look out Quahog! You all will pay...
Meg "Ugly" Griffin (soon to be) The Feared One