A/N: This is a Recent story I've started up, and I find some parts humorous enough to share with all you guys. So Enjoy~

Disclaimer: Sadly, you all know the drill... I do not own Naruto.

"Possibilities"

Chapter 1

"The Prank"

Rain pelted the backs of men lined in rows upon rows of sullen bodies loitering the ground. My eyes pierced the sky that reflected the blood splatered dirt where there once stood vibrant sun flowers colors of pinks, purples, and yellows that were now washed away by the stentch of death. I casted my face aside, the sight too grousome for my senses to devour and drink in, but as I stared at a small white scar that smoothed over the skin of my thumb and shone in the light yet it was barely noticeable I pondered why horrid things happen to good people. How does one live a life without a family, or lose everything without explanation and end up suffering for a life time instead of being who they could have been. Happiness, is that so hard to achieve?

The insensible beeping of my mental alarm clock woke me and the blood dipped bodies vanished from my sight replaced with black that was combined with the light seeping from under my eye lids. Hazily my eyes opened and the white tiles of my cealing shuddered slightly from the moving bodies in the appartment above. Curling my fist I scratched out the nights sand from my eyes and sat up to stretch widely, unfolding my arms and reaching for the sky as a small crack along my spine brought intense relefe. Opening the blinds next to my bed that sat aginst its wall, I peared out blinded by the sudden light that invaded my sight. I groaned and yawned slowly admiring the blurry images that pranced on the flattened dusty dirt road outside my appartment building. An interesting blond bob appeared brighter than the sun as I stared transfixed, stepping off from my bed I blinked rappidly rubbing my eyes once more.

Fuck.

Poping in two pieces of toast in the toaster I ran into the shower, and the surprisingly cold water jolted me awake as I dressed hurridly brushing my hair through while I slipped on my shirt. My ears twitched when the door knob jingled loudly and the pounding of someone's fist joined in, huffing I hobbled towards the door while I pulled on my shoes dropping my hair bursh that was lodged between my teeth in the process.

"Goodmorning Sakura-chan," cheered Naruto standing outside of my front door.

"Morning Naruto, and what brings you to my door so early in the morning?" I asked thinking about my toushi and her frantic needs to do with unfinished paperwork and other waistful chores.

"Kakashi told me to give you this," I waited as Naruto continued to stand still, smiling at me.

"Well. What is it?" I raised an eyebrown impatiently, Naruto flickered his eyes inside my appartment then back to me and repeted this action about four times until I moved aside to let him pass.

"Is anyone here?" Asked Naruto as he shifted throughout the room, looking around suspiciously.

I remembered the pulsating time on my microwave that said 7:30, "no. Why would anyone be here-"

"-Good," gasped the blond as he ushed me forwards into the living room. Thinking this was something important I quietly made my way over straining my senses checking for any unknown charkra's. Naruto's breathing hightened as I closed in and watched as he hunched his shoulders slowly pulling something from his back pocket. "Now Sakura, you have to promise me that you wont tell anyone."

Taking in a deep breath my skin prickled with bumps, "I promise."

"Okay," behind his back Naruto pulled out-. "DO YOU SEE WHAT HE DID," blown back by the blonds loud voice I winced and backed away glaring. Looking down at Naruto's clenched hands I could make out one of Kakashi's Ichi Ichi Paradise books from the suggestive cartoon decorating on the cover. My glare turned intense.

"Why in the world do you have Kakashi's book?" I yelled outraged, shocked as Naruto pounced clamping his hand around my mouth.

His wide eyed crulean ords flickered crazily, "shh."

My muffled attempts to talk failed as I turned to elbow Naruto in the ribs which he dodged by moving away and dropping his hand from my mouth.

"What's going on?" I instisted crossing my arms over each other.

"Can't you see crazy woman? Look at this," hollered the frazzeled boy pointing at his... yellow shirt.

"You're wearing a yellow shirt," I pointed out just noticing how unnaturally bright he was today. Naruto rolled his eyes in response,

Throwing his hands up in the air, Naurto cried out dramatically, "yes. Exactly, it's yellow. I don't like yellow."

That's surprising.

"Then why are you wearing it?" His deadpan stare shot straight through me.

"Are you serious? Do you really not know what day it is?" Exhasperated Naruto as his shoulders slumped at my unresponsive state. "It's April Fools Day. And Kakashi, that old pervy man, dyed all my clothes yellow."

I stood dumbstruck, "why didn't I think of that?"

Was it even possible to dye clothes yellow?

Pouting, Naruto winded wobbling side to side, "Sakura-chan." Elongating the my name, Naruto pouted and weakly hit Kakashi's pervy book against the arm of my couch in frustration. "Why are you so cruel?" Cried Naruto looking back at me with fake large eyes and a bit of a ramen noodle attatched to his cheek, surely suck there from slurping at a noodle so hard that came back to hit him in the face.

"Explain," I ushered him, pointing at the orange book in his hands.

Naruto stared down at the book in shock then snapped his brain back together and nodded at me excitedly, "I stole it." I facepalmed turning away from Naruto and towards my front door. "Wait," he rushed, slidding to stand in front of me.

I raised an eyebrow in question.

"You take it," he said pushing the book into my hands, I stared down uneasily hurridly pushing it back to him.

"I couldn't, it's yours," I politely handed back mortified.

"I'm giving it to you," Naruto pushed the book back into my hands anxiously.

"But I don't want it," I retorted dismayed.

"It's free," quipped Naruto, raising his eyebrows in a suggestive manor.

"No."

Naruto grumbled disgruntled at my answer, "please." He pleaded.

"I advize you both to say please."

Our eyes instantaniously widened to the point of eye popping shock as we both turned to my living room window as Naruto, pushed the book into my hands and I shoved it back panicked. Kakashi sat on the window sill with an irritated eye twitch as the usual book that he always had in his hands was now passed back and forth between his two students.

Just then my toaster dinged, and out popped two nicely browned pieces of toast.

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A/N: I hope you liked it, so please Review and tell me what you think of it. I'm interested.