GTA 4: A Day In The Life of Niko Bellic

by Apocalypsey

This is quite an old game, but here is just a short poem I had filled with all my knowledge from the game I once and still love. Enjoy and happy thanksgiving CAUSE IT ISNT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET PUT UR FUCKING TREES AWAY UNTIL ITS ACTUALLY DECEMBER

GTA 4: A regular day in the life of Niko

Niko wake up

Niko phon ring

"helo" he ask

"niko u want to go bowling ja?"

Niko hang up

Niko pik up prostut n driv to burger king

Niko phon ring
"helo" he ask

"niko u want to go bolwing ja?"

Niko hang up

Niko kil cop n get awey wit it

Niko phon ring

"helo" he ask

"niko u want to go bolwing ja?"

Niko hang up

Niko on det with michell

Niko phon ring

"one second" he ask "helo" he sey

"niko u want to go bowling ja?"

Niko hold phon in hand and tek Michel hom in fancy car

Stop at roman huse

Knock on dor

"NIKO! U want to go bowling ja?" niko sey nothing

Roman lok confuse

Niko shots roman

MISSISION FAILED

Niko wake up

Niko phone ring

"helo" he ask

"niko want to go bowling ja?"

Niko hang up

FIN