Hetalia
(Cue Arthur! - Chapter I- We've won some and lost some, luv)
(Author's Note: You can only understand the meaning of this fanfic if you saw Hetalia: World Series Episode 19) 3 that episode!
In the Somewhat Future~
"Yo Arthur! Look What I Found!"
"Oh what is it Alfred? Please tell me this isn't one of your new deep fried fast food menus. Or is it that heart attack on a stick dipped in gravy because I've already seen it!" Arthur almost puked at the thought.
"Oh no, not that! But lemme tell you, you're missing out! Besides I got my taste in food from you, didn't I?" Alfred said
"Oh the irony!"
In the somewhat distant Future~
"Yo Arthur, I forgot to tell you this yesterday!"
"NO! Yesterday all we talked about was gravy; I'm not in it for one of your idiotic half-wit ideas. Why don't go pester Francis or the others?"
"Because they don't want to hear it."
"I don't want to hear it either!" Arthur screeched.
"Fine! Then, I'll go to my new best friend Feliciano." Alfred pouted, and Ludwig perked up at his name. LOL
At Feliciano's~
"...so, then he yelled at me and called me gravy for some reason..." Alfred said as he shared his feelings with a tissue.
"It's okay, Arthur doesn't mean it. Want to make friendship posters with me? You can give it to Arthur and I'll give mine to Ludwig." Feliciano assured him and Alfred agreed.
"Cool, oh and By the way what are ya' making for dinner."
"PASTAAAAAAAA~"
(Author: KAWAII~)
"So, dude who taught you how to make these friendship posters?" Alfred asked.
"Kiku-san taught me, he's a really nice guy. How many posters did you make so far?"
"Twenty. But I'm bored so, why don't we just make copies of them, and play video games in the dark."
"Good idea~"
Playing Video Games~
"Can I play that game? Lovino asked.
"Sure, dude since your brother reeks at this game."Alfred said.
"It's not my fault! That monster keeps coming after me. This game is scary!" Feliciano said.
"Uhh... that monster is me." Alfred said continuously clicked 'B' for punching.
At Ludwig's house~
"So, here's the plan! I'll distract him while you put up all the posters around his house!" Alfred said.
"Got it!" Feliciano said.
Feliciano falls behind the house into the backyard as Alfred stands on the porch and rings the doorbell.
Ludwig hears the doorbell and approaches the door and opens it. Alfred runs away behind a bush. Ludwig's annoyed and sees that there's no one out there and goes back inside. Alfred sneaks out and rings the doorbell again and resumes the distraction. ~DING-DONG DOOR DITCH~ This goes on for about two-hours...
After 2 Hours~
"THAT'S IT! I SHALL STAY OUT AND WATCH!" Ludwig yelled out loud. He holds water gun and stands guard out on the porch.
'Aww this is no fun anymore...' Alfred thought. He then leaves to go to Arthur's house to start his plan while Feliciano finishes putting up posters in Ludwig's bedroom.
That night~
"That was fun! We should make friendship posters for everyone!" Feliciano said.
"Yeah, we should! But I'm too tired now! I filled every room in Arthur's house with those posters!" Alfred said.
"Meto! Ludwig's was standing guard with a water spray thingy while I finished."
"Ha! Wait till they see them!"
"Yep! I'm so excited!"
5 minutes later~
Feliciano, Alfred, and Lovino play Super Smash Bros. Brawl with the Volume on 100%.
"FELICIANO!" Ludwig ROARED from his house porch.
"Did you hear something?" Feliciano asked.
"No dude, only the sound of Kirby totally being the hero here!" Alfred said.
Arthur's Porch~
"After a long day of lectures, I haven't seen Alfred at all. I don't know whether I should be grateful and savor the moment, or be worried to death about my little brother? Hmmm? Doesn't matter now I guess," Arthur wondered as he turned the doorknob of his house. "But maybe I should apologize for yelling at him earlier since it bothers me so much-"
Arthur paused at the sight of his whole living room, staircase, bedroom, closet, kitchen, even the BATHROOM covered completely in Alfred's friendship posters. His left eye twitched in frustration. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?" He yelled for all to hear.
-HETALIA-
Alfred: Guess you checked my awesome friendship poster huh?
Arthur: Yes and Now I'm just petrified by you. How'd you get past security?
Alfred: There was security?
Hey Hey Papa Could I some wine?
Hey Hey Mama Hey Hey Mama
I can't forget the taste
Of the Bolognese I ate before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hetalia!
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Note: Those Posters are Ai-Ai Gasa posters which literally means "Love-Love Umbrella." Like American sweethearts carve their love on the trunk of a tree, Japanese sweethearts draw this as an expression of their love. You can send this Japanese style expression of love to your special someone LOL Hey this IS educational kinda... XD Go Google it~
