A fic dedicated to the love and bisshie of my life, Mitsui Hisashi, on his birthday... ^_^ Tanjobi omedeto, Hisashi-kun! *Huggles* Please read and review ^^;
Standard disclaimers apply, I don't own Slam Dunk, but I own Ryuuzou Yukaeshi, The Tower owns Kidou Hinata and E.C owns Eitsume Chiryusei.

Happy Birthday Mitsui Hisashi

Setting: Ryuuzou Mansion, 21st May 2002
It was quite crammed at Yukaeshi's residence, since most of the Slam Dunk cast was there (Count: Yukaeshi, Hinata, Chiryusei, Sendoh, Rukawa, Miyagi, Akagi, Kogure, Sakuragi, Haruko, Ayako, Koshino, Fujima, Hanagata, Maki and Kiyota, namely). They were looking pretty restless.
Akagi: So, what brings us here?
Kogure: Where's Mitsui-kun anyways?
Yukaeshi: That's why we're all here!
Sakuragi: Huh?
Yukaeshi: I mean, Hisashi is the reason we're all here...
Haruko: Why...?
Hinata: Oh! I get it! We must be discussing something about Mitchan!
Chiryusei: But what?
Yukaeshi: *Vein popping out of forehead* Can you guys let me continue?
All: *Shuts up and nods*
Yukaeshi: *Ahem* Well, as we all know, Hisashi's birthday is tomorrow... what are we going to do?
Sendoh: I know! Let's order twenty strippers for him!
Everyone (Except Sendoh): WHAT?!
Sendoh: *Grins uneasily* Well... it was just a suggestion...
Miyagi: That doesn't sound like a bad idea you know... *Puts finger under chin*
Ayako: *Whacks Miyagi with her paper fan* Baka hentai!
Miyagi: ITTE! X_x; Aya-chan, don't you love me any more? *Turns teary-eyed*
Maki: This is getting no where...
Kiyota: Hai, sempai
Rukawa: Zzz....
Hinata: .... What now?
Yukaeshi: Yes, it is going no where with all those suggestions from you people... I was thinking of throwing him some sort of surprise party...
Fujima: Where?
Hanagata: Ken-kun, of course it would be either at Mitsui's house, or here.
Yukaeshi: *Nods* Mitsui's house would be easy.
Koshino: How are we supposed to hide in there?
Yukaeshi: *Holds a bunch of keys with a sheepish grin* Never underestimate the genius. I've got spare keys to his house. I forged them several days ago :D
Sakuragi: Genius? Who said you were a genius? Only I, the genius basketball player, tensai basketoman Sakuragi Hanamichi can say that!
Rukawa: *In his usual monotonous voice* Do'aho.
Hinata: *Shakes her head* Baka...
Sakuragi: NANI?! KORA TEME KITSUNE! *Gets into a fight with Rukawa*
Yukaeshi: *Sweatdrops* Uh, okay, so we'll meet at Mitsui's house at 4:30 to prepare... and the party shall start at 6!
Akagi: Does this mean we have to cancel basketball practice?
Yukaeshi: Please? *Does the big sparkly eyes thing*
Akagi: *Sweatdrops* Uh... okay... I guess so...
Yukaeshi: Yosha! Arigato, Gori!
Kogure: Shouldn't we have someone to keep Mitsui away until 6?
All (Except Kogure): *Stares at Kogure*
Kogure: *Sweatdrops*

Setting: Shohoku High School, After School, 22nd May 2002
Those involved in the birthday party were seen walking together the whole day, and were 'too busy' to stop and talk to Mitsui, leaving Mitsui in a slight bad mood. Apparently, he was unaware of what day it was, and all he could think of was that his team mates were avoiding him.
Mitsui: *Grumbles to himself as he walks down the corridor* This sucks! It seems like everyone is avoiding me!
Kogure: Chotto! Mitsui-kun!
Mitsui: Huh? Oh, hi, Min-kun. I thought that no one would talk to me.
Kogure: *Tries to act surprised* Honto ni? Hm... never mind them, let's go to basketball practice! *Pats Mitsui on the back*
Mitsui: But I thought the announcement over the P.A. system during lunch said that practice was cancelled today?
Kogure: *Sweatdrops* ... Right... So, uh, how about we, uh, take a walk around town? It might, uh, keep your mind off uh, the guys for the uh, meantime! Yeah!
Mitsui: *Looks unconvinced* Hm...
Kogure: *Thinks to himself* Uh-oh...
Mitsui: Okay! Ikuzo!
Kogure: *Phew* Ikuzo!

Setting: Mitsui's House
Rukawa: Zzz...
Hinata: KAEDE! This is not the time to be sleeping!
Chiryusei: It's almost 6! I wonder if Kogure is returning with Mitsui?
Yukaeshi: Ah? It's almost 6?! Everyone, to your positions!
All: *Scramble behind couches, lamp posts, under the dinner table, etc.* Okay!
Sendoh: Where are the strippers? They should be arriving any minute now...
Koshino: Sendoh-kun!
Sendoh: *Sheepish grin* Uh, okay, just kidding... *Flicks the lamp switches off*
Mitsui: *Outside the house* There's nothing better than a walk, huh, Min-kun?
Kogure: *Nervously* Uh... yeah...
Mitsui: *Opens the door to his home* Looked like someone was here...
All: *The light switches on, and confetti is thrown* TANJOBI OMEDETO, MITSUI HISASHI!
Rukawa: Tan... zzz....
Hinata: *Nudges Rukawa* Kaede...?
Mitsui: *Turns teary-eyed* It's my birthday? *Checks the calendar* Oh MY GOD IT IS! Arigato, minna!
All: *Showers Mitsui with gifts* Oh, and there's another thing for you...
Yukaeshi: *Appears from the kitchen with Mitsui's birthday cake* Tanjobi omedeto... Hisashi...
Mitsui: *Turns chibi and cries chibi-style* WAAAAAAA! I can't stand this anymore! You guys are so nice! T_T
All: *Grins* ^_^
The doorbell rings
Sendoh: Must be the strippers!
Miyagi: YAY! *Runs to the door*
All: *Sweatdrops*

Okay, I admit that this is *not* a very good fic, no? ^^; Couldn't think of anything else... T_T Anyway, please read and review! Arigato! ^_^