Opening: A little short of funniness
Warning: Rated for cursing
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or eye-drops! XD
--Eye'm Bored--
"Ah" Naruto sighed as he lowered himself into the bath.
"It's nice to just relax once in a while; being with Sasuke can be so tiring. Hee-hee, he has to go chase down that stupid cat, Tomo or Tora, whatever." The water sloshed awkwardly while he moved to find a comfortable position.
He sat like that for a while, absorbing the quiet around him and occasionally appreciating the aroma therapy scent in the room.
A small sifting noise alerted him slightly and he looked around the bathroom. When he saw nothing, he began to get worried for two reasons. One) He was probably insane (the more likely choice) or Two) A ninja was here, a pretty good one.
He got up in the bath and looked around more thoroughly. Not bothering to put a towel on since that was the last thing on his mind, he got out and walked around very cautious of the little noises in the room.
It wasn't until something squishy bumped into his chest that he looked down. It was a floating eyeball! He was about to scream when a sudden urge overcame him, something he couldn't deny for long. Without pause or hesitation, he brought up his hand and…
Poked it.
"Woah! Sweet!" And he continued poking it about twenty times before he found himself bored and left to get changed.
The eye fell to the floor and began crying, if it had a mouth it would be screaming, but it had a nose it would be bleeding from the lack of towel on the Kitsune. Where are those two facial features you ask?
Well, over in Suna…
"Ow, my third, fucking, eye! OmiGawd! It hurts! Get me some fucking tissues and eye-drops!"
"Gaara-sama, your nose is bleeding!"
"Ahhhh!"
END!
Nomi: It was short, I know, but I had to put something up to let you all know I'm s till alive.
Mol: Your update times suck ever since you finished 'Lost in a Memory'.
Nomi: Stop whining, at least I haven't completely given up.
Mol: Yeah well, ya still need to update faster.
Nomi: Whatever. Anyway, much love to all of ya.
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