COMING SOON
- Meet the Cast
- The Escapists parody
- Meme trash and undertale trash heck i'll do it now
oh fuck I need to write a actual story right
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HERE YOU GO FUCKERS
"Ah, welcome. You've arrived just in time. We're hunting the Great American Woodech. They're a rare species that has quite the call."
*Faint "ECH"s are heard*
"Oh, I do believe we have found one. Let's get a closer look!"
*Apongst moving a few leaves, a small-ish brown bird was shown sitting in a nest, seeming silent before...*
"ECH!"
"And there it is, ladies, gentlemen, Eldritch Abominations, Raocow, and other random people (Multiverse travel sucks, k?), the Great American Woodech!"
*The Woodech continues to ECH for a few minutes, before flying off*
"Thank you for watching, have a nice day!"
This gets me in crack fiction FOR SURE DAMMIT
BTW, , if s/3647189/1/I-have-a-bent-weiner , WHICH IS A STORY ABOUT A ALIEN COMING TO EARTH AND LOOKING LIKE A HUMAN OTHER THAN A GREEN SPOT ON HIS ASS CAN PASS, I THINK THIS CAN TOO!