Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show

A/N: So... here's a short/horrible one-shot. Please don't be upset if you're mentioned, I mean it as a tribute to the people who can actually write.


Nineteen-year-old Sally had spent years avoiding The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Her Granny was the infamous infamous 'Columbia', who'd told the all-too-true story to an up-and-coming playwright. This wasn't a problem in any way - though Sally tried to keep herself from ever seeing the film. It was awkward to think that Granny had once been someone so wild. Also, what little Sally knew of the fans frightened her. The name 'Sally' was derived from the name of the fanclub president Sal Piro. This bothered Sally greatly.

One day she found fanfiction. It was both stupid and beautiful... and gave her the impression that fans weren't so bad.

Recently, there was somebody called Cececat who wrote way too much. All 73 of her stories were from the previous year. Many were incomplete, though 'Cececat often seemed to return to those that seemed forgotten. The one starring Sally's Granny and the alien woman Magenta kept changing in tone and in portrayal of virtually everyone. Other stories of Cececat's were better, Sally decided. Though far too many were left half-written or even just barely begun!

Another person of about the same time happened to be Harley's Little Harlequin. She wrote all sorts of things. Her stories were more conventional than Cececat's. Also, she clearly favored Columbia over other characters. At least her stories didn't insult the memory of Sally's Granny. They were often very sweet, these stories, and almost too sympathetic in the portrayal of the dreadful villain Frank N. Furter.

The symbolism in RoseTintsMyWorld97 was fascinating, the smut of FireandBloodandKittens was discomforting...

When it came to earlier work MagentaQuinn was the most fascinating. Her stories were like the basis of all the others. She seemed to be the basis of many standard ideas. It was amazing! The Diary of a Groupie series was the best of all. Though it was a bit silly at times, it showed dedication. MagentaQuinn spent so much time working on her series, by the look of things, and this made Sally smile.

Though she wasn't the only one who worked hard. All these fans were so dedicated, so wonderful. Because of the strange tales she'd read, Sally decided that the fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Rocky Horror in general wasn't so bad after all.


A/N: Yeah, pretty badly written. I'm very sorry for the low quality. I've been feeling pretty bad lately, I'm sorry to say. I'm sorry I'm not clever enough.

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