~This is my first fan fic.  I'm new at this, and I mostly have no idea what I'm doing.  That's why my friends DixieGoddess and Eeyore080432 are sitting right here helping me.  I would really like some reviews for my first story. ~

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Narr:          Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Great Hall eating breakfast.

Harry:  Ron, should I get contacts?

Ron:      Eww.  I just ate a bogie flavored Bertie Bot Bean.  Oh, what did you say?

Harry:  I asked if I should get contacts.  These glasses are so annoying.

Ron:  I don't know.

Harry:  You don't know anything!

           *Ron staring at Harry in  a confused way*

Harry:  Just answer me one thing.

Ron:     What?

Harry:  *in a dramatic voice*  Do I look better with my glasses on…. *Jumps up on the table, knocking pumpkin juice all over Hermione*  or….. *rips off his glasses and throws them (they hit Malfoy in the face)*  off!

Ron:  Well……

Harry:  Hey Ron.  I think I feel a tune coming on.  *snaps his fingers repeatedly*  A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.  Some where over the… the…

Hermione:  Rainbow you idiot.  Rainbow.

Harry:  Oh yea.  Now I have to start all over.  Some where over the rainbow, bluebirds sing.  *Everyone starts throwing food at him*