Trouble With Dating Sites
I have no clue where on earth this came from! I thought of it as randomly as I thought of 'Experimental' (Which I would recommend, if you're cool with mPreg)
I do NOT NOT NOT own PoM! Understood, soldier?
Kowalski jumped down into HQ, with exciting news. He was sure his team mates would be proud!
"Everyone, guess what! I have decided to get over Doris!" he announced. Skipper barely paid any attention, but Rico and Private looked shocked.
"K'walski, that's great! Do you have another girl in your life?" Private asked.
"Psh, no. I'm going to do something I never thought I'd do before... Join a dating site!" Kowalski explained. Rico gagged, and Private smiled dreamily.
"That's wonderful! Skippah, you should join too! Then you two can have a double date!" Private suggested. Kowalski grinned at this.
Skipper, however, actually started pay attention then.
"What! No! I refuse!" Skipper said, dropping his newspaper.
"But... Skipper, I really think Private has a point. I don't really want to make a fool of myself" Kowalski pointed out. Skipper sighed.
"Fine. I'll do it" he reluctantly agreed. Private cheered, then went to get two iPods they had found in the zoo Lost and Found. He handed one to Kowalski and one to Skipper.
"Let's get this over with..." Skipper muttered. Kowalski went into his lab, and Skipper sat at the table.
Kowalski poked his head back out the door.
"By the way, Skipper. I'm trying eHarmony" he said, and without waiting for a reply he went back into the lab.
Skipper sighed once more, and went to the site Kowalski had specified. He promptly joined, and took a dating quiz.
(AN: I've never joined a dating site, mostly because I'm too young. I'm completely making up the quiz below, so no flaming about it!)
Question 1: What is your name?
Skipper
Question 2: What is your sexuality? Straight, gay, or bisexual?
As much as Skipper hated to admit it, he wasn't straight.
Gay
Question 3: Are you male or female?
Male
Question 4: What are you looking for in a man? (Check all that apply)
Smart
Funny
Cute
Friendly
Question 5: What is your religion?
Christian
Question 6: Do you care about your partner's religion?
No
Question 7: How would you describe yourself? (Check all that apply)
Funny
Cool
A Leader
Cute
We have found a partner for you: Kowalski
Here are Kowalski's answers:
He is Bisexual.
He is Smart, Funny, Friendly, and Cute.
He is an Atheist.
He is looking for someone who is Funny, Cool, a Leader, and Cute.
XD DUN DUN DUN! What will happen? What will Kowalski and Skipper say about their future partners? Is this Private's fault?