Harry Potter and The Twisted School Year 5

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Co. Belong to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic, and Bloomsbury..Oh and Warner Brothers. I DO NOT make money off of this! Sue if you want, but all I can give you is a water bottle.

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Chapter 1: When the Adults are Away the Children will Play

Draco and Harry's wedding had happened a week ago, they were due back on Friday. "Elizabeth Bella Potter-Malfoy! You put him down carefully right now!" Dragon yelled, walking into the room to see Rupert floating a foot in the air.

"Aww, Dragon I was just havin' fun." Elizabeth said, placing Rupert on the floor.

"Elizabeth you could have seriously hurt him. Now, go to your room and think about what you did. How would you feel if he got hurt or worse died because you couldn't maintain your magic. We've told you time and again that you are not to use magic unless it is an emergency, now march little girl...Go." Dragon said, pointing towards Michael and Elizabeth's room, before picking Rupert up and placing him in the playpen.

"MICHEAL!" He heard Mat yell from the kitchen. Dragon quickly ran to the kitchen to see what Michael was getting up to. "That's hot! If you put your hand on that you're going to-"

"OW!" Michael said before bursting into tears.

"-Hurt yourself. Come on, let's sit you on the counter and fix this." Mat picked Michael up and placed him on the counter, looking at his hand.

"What happened?" Dragon asked, walking into the kitchen.

"He placed his hand on the stove top while it was on." Mat said, running cool water over it. Dragon quickly went into the closest bathroom and picked up burn salve, before placing it on Michael's hand and wrapping it up.

"Next time, we're going to listen to Uncle Mat when he tells us not to do something aren't we?" Dragon asked, hugging his brother before setting him on the ground.

"Yes." Michael said, wiping his eyes on the back of his good hand.

"Good. Now why don't you go and watch T.V." Dragon said, rubbing Michael's back before Michael left the room. "How do my parents do this?"

"They're just testing the limits. Seeing how far they can get away with things while you're in charge. You're doing a great job." Mat said, holding Dragon close to him.

"I just feel like I'm in over my head. Lizzy was floating Rupert a foot in the air, she's currently in her room thinking things through."

"Okay, should I send her there if I see her out?" Mat asked, resting his head on Draogn's chest.

"I'll let her out in two hours, but if you see her out before then send her back and add ten minutes to the two hours. I'll be back that would be Liam wanting lunch." Dragon sighed, hearing his other brother starting to cry.

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"This is wonderful, no children, no teaching." Harry said, curling into Draco's side. They had just finished having uninterrupted sex for the third time that day.

"I swear you're going to kill me...Death by sex, I wonder if that's even possible." Draco said, trying to fall asleep.

"At least you'd know that you died happy, in all sense of the word."

"Shhhh...Sleep, food, and sleeeep." Draco whined, covering Harry's mouth with his hand. Harry moved his head up at the last moment hand sucked on one of Draco's fingers. "Please, Harry, I need to recharge. That means sleeping."

"Okay, okay you sleep and I'll order the food." Harry said, getting up and looking over the hotel's menu.

"Just remember to put boxer's on this time. I don't think the room service clerk enjoyed seeing you in all your glory." Draco smiled, rolling onto his side and closing his eyes.

"Ha ha, it's not like I meant to open the doors naked. I just forgot I didn't have boxers on." Draco quickly fell asleep while Harry called room service.

"Will that be all sir?" The guy asked Harry, glad that Harry had remembered to put on a pair of boxers.

"Yep, thank you." Harry tipped the guy, before picking up a bowl of grapes. "Open up." Harry held a grape to Draco's lips. Draco opened his mouth accepting the much needed good. Harry kept this up offering different types of food before letting Draco sleep. Harry quickly went over ot the fireplace, which they had set up to the Floo network, throwing a handful of Floo Powder in it. "Dragon, Mat are you there?" Harry called.

"Yeah dad right here." Dragon said, walking infront of the fire place. "Sitting with Sara making wedding planes while we can."

"That's great! How is everyone?"

"Aren't you suppose to be on your honeymoon, not worrying about us kids?"

"Dragon, your avoiding the question, what's wrong?"

"Nothing Mr. Potter, seriously. Dragon's been doing a great job." Mat said smiling.

"I insist you call me dad also Mat, you will be my son-in-law within a year."

"I'll try my best to remember." Mat smiled. "Now go on, get. Enjoy your honeymoon." Mat said smiling, waiting until Harry's head wasn't visbale.

"You lied!" Dragon said shocked.

"Your dad didn't know about Elizabeth's magic use, and Michael's burnt hand. You took care of it."

"Elizabeth did what!" Harry's voice called from the grate.

"Nothing I didn't do when I was little." Dragon explained hoping to make it better.

"Which would include?"

"That time with Melissa."

"Elizabeth used Dark Magic!" Harry yelled shocked.

"No not that time. The floating time." Dragon rolled his eyes.

"That's it, when your father wakes up, we're coming home."

"Dad, with all due respect, you have less than one wekk left of your honeymoon. One that is suppose to make up for the one you never had. Dragon and I are handling it. Dragon sent Lizzy to her room for two hours, before binding her magic so she can't use it until she can honestly answer why using magic is wrong when you aren't at Hogwarts. Also, Severus and Remus have stopped by at least three times each, every day, to check up on us, and Alo's had Aurors stop by every now and then to check up on the wards and security. We are absolutely safe and fine." Mat said, trying to calm Harry.

"Really Har, don't you trust them?" Chastity asked, walking through the doors. "They are doing a remarkable job. Now, go back to Draco and don't worry so much."

"Okay, okay sorry." Harry's head disappeared from the fire once more. Chastity kept her hand up to stop Dragon and Mat from talking for a second. After a few seconds, a pop was heard and Chastity led them over to the table.

"Your dad wasn't completely gone, and I didn't want to inform you that Alyssa was climbing up a bookshelf in front of him. Lukcily, your parents have them attached to teh wall. I also brought groceries if you'll help me put them away for Dobby."

"I have a new respect for my parents." Dragon said, before he and Mat followed Chastity to the kitchen.

"Dragon, I sorry. Magic when young is bad. Can I use mine now?" Elizabeth asked, walking into the room.

"No Elizabeth Bella, you only know it's bad because we keep telling you it is."

"That's right Lizzy, daddy and dad could go to Azzyban! They go way for long while. If yous older and do magic you no go to Hoggywarts! Then if you use magic even at daddy's ageg yous go to Azzyban! You not wanna go to Azzyban do you Izzy?" Micahel asked, walking in to get a cookie.

"No! No Azzyban! No Azzyban!" Elizabeth screamed petrified, before starting to cry. "I sorry Dragun, please don't send me to Azzyban! No!" Elizabeth yelled as one ofthe Aurors walked into the room. Dragon went to pick her up but Chastity stopped him, placing her hand on his arm.

"Let this play out." Chastity whispered. "She'll never learn if you don't let her."

"Please Mr. Roarer, please no take me to Azzyban. I be good! I be good!" She said, throwing herself at the startled Aurors feet. Chastity silently told him to play along.

"I'm sorry Miss Malfoy, but you'll have to come with me." The Auror, though completely lost, played along hoping he didn't give away that he had no clue what was happening.

"Please, I no do magic anymore! I no do magic." The Auror bent down to Lizzy's height, looking her in the eye.

"Miss Malfoy, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear this, this time. If I hear abotu it again I'll ahve to take your parents away, then I'll come for you. Unless the Minister of Magic, and my boss, tell me otherwise. Consider this a warning okay, but don't tell anyone because both of us will get in huge trouble if you do, okay?"

"Okay, thank you sir." Elizabeth said, sniffiling, before running to the other room to play with Michael. Dragon had returned her magic during the whole thing.

"Thank you Mr. Bingley." Chastity said, before putting groceries away.

"You're welcome Dragon. All's secure, a few photographers, but other then that nothing serious."

"Thank you, that will be all." Dragon said, before going back to putting groceries away.

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A/N: I'm sure when you first read this, there wasn't an authors note. Stupid me, I forgot to put one! Now, I know you aren't suppose to have authors notes, but I have yet to get in trouble over having one, and I try to incorporate it with the story by having Dragon do them. Anyways, this story has been extremely hard to write, because all the good stuff I have planned for when they return to Hogwarts. I'm on Chapter 3, and it's still the summer, so Chapter 3 will sort of just cover the rest of the summer and get to the good stuff. I hope you enjoy.

D/N: I hope you all remember that the deal between Kime, Adrianna, and Orlin is in effect starting now! 200 reviews for this or the last parts of this series, will result in Kime considering to do a sequel. Getting the last 3 stories up to 200 or above will definitely result in a sequel. If it's 199, then it doesn't count. 200 or nothing. Anyways, on with those wonderful reviews. By the way, Adrianna has a message for you all. "Everybody better review or they willl never read a story like this again so REVIEW!"

Sarahamanda: Glad you enjoyed the last story. Hope Indy is doing well.

Inuyasha: Hopefully you're not grounded anymore. Glad you enjoyed the last story. Hope your ankle is doing better. How's it going with the boyfriend? Glad that he's nice.

Adrianna: Harry and Draco: Thank you :). Glad you enjoyed reading about the wedding. Dragon: It's okay. Tiger: (Stops crying immediately and holds out hands for the toy). Daa!

Heather: (Hugs you back) Sev and Luc: We aren't crying anymore, we have a job again. Glad you enjoyed the last chapter and I hope that you enjoyed this one. Truthfully there are Orlin, Bitcake, Adrianna, Three people review under Inu's name, sarahamanda, Kelli, and you. Triospade reads it but doesn't review for it :(. So 10, but people skip chapters, don't review at all, so it'll be impossible to get to 200 reviews, that's why I made the deal. To see if everyone could prove me wrong. Twisted 1 had like 160 reviews or something along those lines, and each story the reviews decline rapidly. I'd seriouslybe surprised if the last story got 100 reviews.