Mr Truck Driver

by CloudXIII Strife

Parody of Mr Cab Driver by Lenny Kravitz. By CloudXIII Strife. Carter, if you call me Honey one more time. I will spam you to the ends of the earth. got it? It's about the truck driver who ran over Palmer and drove Zack and Cloud to Midgar

Mr Truck Driver Won't you stop to let me and Zack in?


Mr Truck Driver

Don't like my kind of hair

Mr Truck Driver

You're never going to win

Mr Truck Driver

Won't ypu stop to pick dead Palmer up?

Mr Truck Driver

You might need mental help

Mr Truck Driver

Only thinks about himself


Here we go!

Mr Truck Driver, Mr Truck Driver

Mr Truck Driver, Mr Truck Driver


Mr Truck Driver

Don't like the way we look

Mr Truck Driver

You don't like spikes

You think we're all ninja's

Mr Truck Driver

Reads too many screwy books

Mr Truck Driver

Pass us up with balls of fire

Mr Truck Driver

Thinks we're all ShinRa sixty five'ers

Mr Truck Driver

Screw you I'm not from Survivor

Oh yeah, one more time, ahah!


Let us in!


Mr Truck Driver, Mr Truck Driver

Mr Truck Driver, Mr Truck Driver