The Emperor's New Groove:
"Lunar Eclipse"
By: JessieofTR
Chapter 1:
"Refusal to Choose a Bride"
(Disclaimer Thing-a-ma-jig: I do not own any TENG characters, which would be Kuzco, Kronk, Pacha, Chicha, Yzma, Tipo, Chaca, The TSG, and the TTWSU. I DO own Chinna, Mimete, Zelma, Xema, and Maya. My brother owns Sukai. If you want to use any of these characters, pleeeeease get our permisson first! My email is Jessieoftr@hotmail.com My brother's is Mewfan123@hotmail.com Thank you!)
Kuzco sighed.
This man had been going on for ages, talking and talking about the importance of him choosing a bride. Kuzco could care less....
Why would he, the emperor of all the nation, want to marry some girl whom he knew nothing about except her looks and what she was wearing? Unfortunatly, it was his duty as emperor to continue the family line, and he had to be married by the time he was twenty.
But he had time, Kuzco thought. It was only a week until his nineteenth birthday! Why worry about it now?
The man standing next to Kuzco's throne sighed meserbly. He too must have been tired of this "Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up." This man happened to be Kuzco's new advisor. Sukai, as his name was, had a semi-long chin, raised eyebrows, a decorated headdress and like most people, shoulder length black hair. He was almost evil looking, but defiently not as old as Yzma was.
Sukai drummed his fingers on Kuzco's throne, but Kuzco knocked his hand away. "Hands off the throne! No touchy!" He said sternly. Sukai stared at him through the corner of his eye.
It wasn't like Kuzco wanted Sukai to be his advisor. He was a formal sacrificial priest from a far off village. But, then again, it was either him, or a visually challenged old guy...
Well, the man talking about Kuzco choosing a bride certainly lived up to his nickname; "The Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up." He was still rambeling on.
Kuzco rolled his eyes as he continued on. "Yeah yeah! Sure sure.." He gestured.
"But, sire! That means you must choose a bride NOW!"
Kuzco perked up. "Now? But I'm not even 19 yet!"
"Sire, weren't you listening?" The "Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up" sighed. "It's better if," he continued on, "you go ahead and do it now! The Lunar Eclipse is soon, and you know that bad things happen during The Lunar Eclipse!" He pleaded.
Kuzco rolled his eyes again. "Please! That's just a dumb myth! I can wait.." He said, kicking his feet up and setting them on a stool.
The TTWSU (Short for Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up) sighed again. He knew it was impossible to go against Kuzco's wishes. "Sire," he said miserbly, "The Chosen Women are waiting for you...."
"Let them wait!" Kuzco spat. "I'm not getting married for a long time, so you can just forget it!"
"But, sir..."
"I said...forget it..." Kuzco said sternly, in a low voice.
Intimidated, the TTWSU quickly walked out.
Kuzco sat back. "Why me, Sukai?" He moaned. "Why me?"
"Don't worry, your highness..." Sukai assured him. "This will fade in time...I'm certain that one day, you'll find that....special someone.....and you will both be happily wed..."
Kuzco said, eyeing Sukai strangly. "I doubt it..." He said, sighing again. Kuzco had never been so miserable in his entire life.....
"Lunar Eclipse"
By: JessieofTR
Chapter 1:
"Refusal to Choose a Bride"
(Disclaimer Thing-a-ma-jig: I do not own any TENG characters, which would be Kuzco, Kronk, Pacha, Chicha, Yzma, Tipo, Chaca, The TSG, and the TTWSU. I DO own Chinna, Mimete, Zelma, Xema, and Maya. My brother owns Sukai. If you want to use any of these characters, pleeeeease get our permisson first! My email is Jessieoftr@hotmail.com My brother's is Mewfan123@hotmail.com Thank you!)
Kuzco sighed.
This man had been going on for ages, talking and talking about the importance of him choosing a bride. Kuzco could care less....
Why would he, the emperor of all the nation, want to marry some girl whom he knew nothing about except her looks and what she was wearing? Unfortunatly, it was his duty as emperor to continue the family line, and he had to be married by the time he was twenty.
But he had time, Kuzco thought. It was only a week until his nineteenth birthday! Why worry about it now?
The man standing next to Kuzco's throne sighed meserbly. He too must have been tired of this "Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up." This man happened to be Kuzco's new advisor. Sukai, as his name was, had a semi-long chin, raised eyebrows, a decorated headdress and like most people, shoulder length black hair. He was almost evil looking, but defiently not as old as Yzma was.
Sukai drummed his fingers on Kuzco's throne, but Kuzco knocked his hand away. "Hands off the throne! No touchy!" He said sternly. Sukai stared at him through the corner of his eye.
It wasn't like Kuzco wanted Sukai to be his advisor. He was a formal sacrificial priest from a far off village. But, then again, it was either him, or a visually challenged old guy...
Well, the man talking about Kuzco choosing a bride certainly lived up to his nickname; "The Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up." He was still rambeling on.
Kuzco rolled his eyes as he continued on. "Yeah yeah! Sure sure.." He gestured.
"But, sire! That means you must choose a bride NOW!"
Kuzco perked up. "Now? But I'm not even 19 yet!"
"Sire, weren't you listening?" The "Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up" sighed. "It's better if," he continued on, "you go ahead and do it now! The Lunar Eclipse is soon, and you know that bad things happen during The Lunar Eclipse!" He pleaded.
Kuzco rolled his eyes again. "Please! That's just a dumb myth! I can wait.." He said, kicking his feet up and setting them on a stool.
The TTWSU (Short for Thing That Wouldn't Shut Up) sighed again. He knew it was impossible to go against Kuzco's wishes. "Sire," he said miserbly, "The Chosen Women are waiting for you...."
"Let them wait!" Kuzco spat. "I'm not getting married for a long time, so you can just forget it!"
"But, sir..."
"I said...forget it..." Kuzco said sternly, in a low voice.
Intimidated, the TTWSU quickly walked out.
Kuzco sat back. "Why me, Sukai?" He moaned. "Why me?"
"Don't worry, your highness..." Sukai assured him. "This will fade in time...I'm certain that one day, you'll find that....special someone.....and you will both be happily wed..."
Kuzco said, eyeing Sukai strangly. "I doubt it..." He said, sighing again. Kuzco had never been so miserable in his entire life.....