Spider man opens his eyes slowly his head hurt like crazy. all the sudden he heard a voice that kind of sounded like a clown .
Harley Quinn : so your up Mr .J he's up !
Joker : Thank you Harley. you are spider-man correct.
Spider-man : yea but who are you ? wait Joker !
Joker : yes bug boy . uncle J is back , bats is gonna call soon so we'd better fix you up . Harley get me the tape and the crowbar .
Harley comes back with the stuff her boss asks for and he starts hitting spider-man after he is bound .
spider-man : aahhhhh stop stop
and after a bit everything goes dark
At the trisection
Fury : witness said that they saw this man fighting spider-man and taking him away . he goes by the Joker but it seems he smashed spider-mans communicator
Nova : is that why he looks like a clown
Fury: yes and to help us find spider-man i bong in an expert on the joker team meet the batman
power-man: uh fury there's no one here
batman slips in through a window
batman : yes i am
Fury : glad you can help find spider-man
batman: i have my own reasons for this. Has the Joker contacted you yet
the joker appears on the screen
Joker : nope i was waiting for you to get here bats , i know he's not a bat or bird but he's still a part of your bat family he's still a sidekick
nova : the web-head is a sidekick. after we find him i am so going to use that
batman : i train spider-man he is also part of the justice league
white tiger : what do you want
Joker : no its what you want
Joker moves to a side and they see spider-man beaten and bloody on the floor
white tiger : I'm gonna tear you to peaces !
Nova : what did you do to him !
power-man : Web-head !
Iron Fist : let him go !
batman : what do you want Joker
Joker : simple you . i will send you a address a friend of mine will meet you there
batman : i will be there
Joker : see you then bats
batman : I'm going alone
white tiger : oh no he's our teammate to !
power-man : yea man were gonna help find him.
batman: fine but I'm leaving in an hour don't be late
with the Joker
Dead-pool : why do i have to unalive both of them i like mine he's funny he's also part of my old team.
Joker : well mine insist ! i never get anything done with him and i never will because of all his sidekicks . once he is gone they will still be there so i get the bat and one of his sidekicks and then I'll get the rest.
Dead-pool : ok how many times have you tried anything like this before
Harley Quinn : only a few times , mr J knows what he's doing
Dead-pool : then let him do it himself i quit .
Joker : oh no your not going anywhere then you'll tell
Dead-pool : oh ya you gonna try to stop me
dead-pool grabs his sores and attacks the joker in a battle that ends with dead-pool beating the Joker .
spider-man : uhh dead-pool what are you doing here
Dead-pool : um im here to help ya i was in your head again and i found out you where in trouble ( I'm lying but he wont know that )
Spider-man : um ok dead dead-pool are you lying
Dead-pool : ( OK maybe he will know ) what no come on lets get you out of here .
spider-man passes out just as clock teleports in with batman and the team
Dead-pool : hey guys ( this is not good )
Batman : Dead-pool what are you doing here
Dead-pool : um i wandered in and found some clown guy here and they where talking about spidey so i took him down and found spidey
batman : Yea sure come on were going back to shield
white tiger : batman he used to be part of the team
at the try-carer
Fury : dead-pool you might have been able to fool spider-man who had many broken bones and a very high fever but your not fooling me
dead-pool : ok ok Joker was going to pay me to help him but when i found out what he was dong i turned on him and helped spidey happy
batman : it makes scene but why help spider-man
Dead-pool : cause he's like me but he'd never do some of the things i do like become a mercinary
Fury : well maby you can come back to shield academy
dead-pool : you know i think i will come back to shield
fury : batman it would be an honor if you and the other members of the justice league would teach at the academy and in return your younger members can come to the academy as well
batman : i will but i would have to ask the other original members if they would like to
batman ( over comm ) : justice league original 7 come in
wonder woman : where here batman what going on
batman : the director of shield would like to know if we would like to teach at shield academy im in and in return the younger members of the league can also come to the academy
wonder woman : I'm in
super-man : I'm in
marshion manhunter : I'm in
flash : I'm in
hawkgirl : I'm in
green lantern :I'm in
batman : good meet me here as soon as possible and bring the younger members
fury: i assume the all said yes
batman : yes they did time to get to class . but one thing how's peter
fury : he will be fine in a matter of days. did you tell them yet
batman : no but I'll tell them another time don't want to be late
as batman says this the other members teleport in
wonder woman : time to get to class