Warnings: There's just one tiny yaoi part at the bottom of the story. If you don't like it, skip the last line.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. That is all.
A/N: So I was just watching episode 36 again, this scene caught my attention, so I had to write about it. Enjoy, and please review if you can…
"Ice make, barrier!" Natsu laughs, holding up the cat plushie.
"Oh no, don't-" Milliana tries to protest.
"Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say?" Gray asks, pausing the playback.
Natsu grins at him, "I said, 'ICE MAKE, BARRIER!'"
"Are you trying to make fun of my magic?" screams Gray.
"I don't need to make fun of your magic, you make it look stupid enough already."
"Pft. My magic is awesome. Yours on the hand…"
"My magic is better than yours!"
"No, it's not. All you ever say is 'now I'm fired up' or 'now I've got a fire in my belly.' It's annoying."
"Yeah? All you ever do is 'ice make this' or 'ice make that.'
"Because I use ICE magic. What else am I supposed to say? 'Now I'm all cooled down?' Or maybe 'now I've got some ice-cream in my belly.' That makes total sense."
"Ah, shut up."
"Whatever."
Gray resumes the playback:
"Oh no, don't hurt the poor kitty!" Milliana protests.
Wally shouts, "For crying out loud, dollface! This dirty rat is our enemy!"
"God damnit, Flame brain. Stop meowing!" Gray says, angrily.
"Don't tell me what to do, Ice block!"
Staring at the two fighting mages, Mirajane sighs, "Ah, young love…"