Tomorose here I was bored so I wrote this

Ten things Latvia SHOULD NOT SAY!… to Russia

1. Why do you not bring America around anymore? he's way more interesting than you, Lithuania says this all the time so it must be true.- This ends in destruction to you and Lithuania so reframe from saying it.

2. What does **** mean? Estonia won't tell me- Just don't say this at all its not a good idea, and if you want to know so badly go ask France.

3. How old are you?- just don't…. please.

4.I'm cold- this ends in well you being held over a fire…. Again…. For the third time… this week.

5. I hate cabbage- Don't say this unless you want to be force fed cabbage this for the rest of this year.

is hiding from you- I hate it when you do this to me, I really don't like playing hide-n-seek Russian style.

I have some vodka?-do I even have to explain what happens if you say this.

8. Estonia said he hates the cold, and I agree with him I was just wondering do you?- If you say this me and you BOTH get held above fire, and if he is in a bad Lithuania joins us.

9. Why did the chicken cross the road?- jokes and Russia don't mix, this usually ends in you being taped to the front door. Why? Heck if I know.

you want me to take out the trash?- another one I can't explain.. This usually gets you trapped ina trash can and pushed down a hill, he really likes hills with trees.

Once done I chuckled to myself wondering if anyone else has to do this … probably not . Latvia is one of a kind. I stood up and placed the newly typed paper on the book Latvia was reading. He was asleep, making me think he wasn't reckless, but if I thought that I wouldn't have to this. I ruffled his hair with and turned away.

Okay! I you want me to do another character just comment below. Oh yeah if this fails you can laugh… I am soon planning to do Turkey next. You see Egypt will be writing it so Turkey can get along better with Greece. After that I may do Hong Kong