Author: Callisto
Title: Drunken Rage edition one
Rating: PG for mention of alcohol! *Snicker*
Warning: Bob don't read this.
Disclaimer: *wails* I don't own Gundam Wing! *sob* I wish I did so I could have my kawaii Quatre. ^.^ So don't sue me, them bigwigs Japanese peeps own it.
For: Cat-chan because she loves Duo so much!
Reason: Assil (Muse of Hyperness) bit during church.*groan* Isn't that my luck in life?
Anime: Gundam Wing
Author's Note: Read it.
Drunken Rage
One day, Duo went out and got drunk. As usual, he drove himself home. But this time, Duo hit someone on his way home.
Judge: Last night, Duo Maxwell, you got drunk. On your way home, you hit someone.
Duo: But sir, I-
Judge: *roaring* I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! The fact of the matter is, you hit someone and need to go to jail.
Duo: *shouting* But I didn't just hit anyone!
Judge: *raises an eyebrow* Oh? And just whom did you hit, Mr. Maxwell?
Duo: I hit a cement wall, aka Heero Yuy! Did you see what he did to my car? It's a pile of junk now, and Heero barely has a scratch!
Heero: *snickers in audience*
Judge: I get your point. You're acquitted. CASE CLOSED!
"When I turn 70 I'm going to order a nurse to put me in a guillotine." ~Drew Wonderly
Title: Drunken Rage edition one
Rating: PG for mention of alcohol! *Snicker*
Warning: Bob don't read this.
Disclaimer: *wails* I don't own Gundam Wing! *sob* I wish I did so I could have my kawaii Quatre. ^.^ So don't sue me, them bigwigs Japanese peeps own it.
For: Cat-chan because she loves Duo so much!
Reason: Assil (Muse of Hyperness) bit during church.*groan* Isn't that my luck in life?
Anime: Gundam Wing
Author's Note: Read it.
Drunken Rage
One day, Duo went out and got drunk. As usual, he drove himself home. But this time, Duo hit someone on his way home.
Judge: Last night, Duo Maxwell, you got drunk. On your way home, you hit someone.
Duo: But sir, I-
Judge: *roaring* I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! The fact of the matter is, you hit someone and need to go to jail.
Duo: *shouting* But I didn't just hit anyone!
Judge: *raises an eyebrow* Oh? And just whom did you hit, Mr. Maxwell?
Duo: I hit a cement wall, aka Heero Yuy! Did you see what he did to my car? It's a pile of junk now, and Heero barely has a scratch!
Heero: *snickers in audience*
Judge: I get your point. You're acquitted. CASE CLOSED!
"When I turn 70 I'm going to order a nurse to put me in a guillotine." ~Drew Wonderly