Authors notes: Hope you like chapter one!!
Chapter one: Jester Cakes
Draco Malfoy hurried across the slytherin common room. It was a new year and new slytherin pupils would be arriving. He found Crabbe and Goyle in the kitchen, stuffing their faces with fairy cakes. "CRABBE! GOYLE! You do not have time to eat cakes, this is important!!!!" He clutched their ears and dragged them into the main hall. They sat down on the slytherin table and looked behind. Potter…thought Draco. He turned to face his friends. "Got the Jester cakes ready?" Crabbe leaned back and hoisted a heavy bag on the table. "Check," said Crabbe. "Good. Now, watch and learn!" smirked Draco. He reached into the bag and pulled out a large jester cake then he tapped Harry on the shoulder. "What is it Malfoy?" asked Harry, a little uneasy as Draco's grin scared him. "A cake. You know, for making up friends. I am deeply sorry Potter. Here, take it," he handed over the jester cake. "Oh….thank you M-Draco. I always wanted to be your friend. I shall save it for later"
"Oh no no no no no. I insist you eat it now to see your reaction to its…special taste!" Harry looked at Draco, and then the cake. "Okay fine." He decided. Draco grinned evilly. Harry took one bite then…BANG! ZEEEAAAAAZZ!! SCREEEECH! The whole hall turned to face Harry, who was standing naked with no hair, smashed glasses and his scar was in the shape of a heart. Harry put his hands over his privates. The slytherin table howled with laughter. "MALFOY!!! MY HAIR!!! MY SCAR!!! MY…privates!" Draco wiped the tears off his face and tried to speak with laughing. "Don't (snigger) worry Potter! It'll only last an (snort) hour!"
"But I don't want to look like this for an hour! I am bald, naked and girly!!!"
"Bloody hell Harry, you are a freak!" worried Ron.
"It's alright Harry, at least your hilarious!" giggled Hermione.
"Oh great, now my friends are against me!" Harry moaned and stomped off to his dormitory. Dumbledore raised his head in Draco's direction. "Draco Malfoy, see me after this assembly please," he said. Draco moaned. "Oh crud. But at least it was fun."