This is my first REAL story.
Disclaimer: "I do not own Naruto."
(Was that good I have no idea)
That is long enough here goes.
Naruto
There was once upon a time a child named Naruto Uzumaki. He was sad :(
The next day he became a man. He could finally eat without using his hands.
The day after he asked Sakura out on a date, but he failed.
The next day he was in the hospital because Sakura punched him in the face.
The week after being released from the hospital he could walk again :)
Then next morning he went after Sasuke an married him and Hinata killed Sakura, because Sakura watched 'Attack on Titan' while Hinata had a knife. Dun...dun…duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
The next chapters have (many) more words