Knock-Knock Jokes And Murder Threats

by imnotgoodwithusernames1234

When the Hunters visit Camp Half-Blood for a week, naturally Thalia spends time with her brother. Do I need to remind you why he's in the infirmary? Super short sibling drabble.

Knock-Knock Jokes And Murder Threats

Annabeth

"Knock knock," Thalia said to her brother.

The Hunters were visiting Camp Half-Blood for a week and Thalia and Jason had been spending the time catching up.

"Who there?" Jason asked.

"Cash," Thalia smiled.

Jason rolled his eyes. "Cash who?"

"Nah, I don't like cashews, but I'd like a peanut."

The two siblings rolled over giggling.

"Knock knock," Jason said.

"Who's there?"

"Banana," Jason started to laugh.

"Banana who?"

"Banana," Jason smiled.

"Banana who?" Thalia's face was red.

"Banana,"

"Banana who?" Thalia looked angry.

Jason opened his mouth to speak.

"If you say banana again," Thalia said. "I will murder you."

"Banana,"

"That's it, Jason Grace!" Thalia yelled. "You're dead."

I leaned over and whispered in his ear. "I'd run."

And run he did.

"Come back here you wimp!" Thalia screamed and ran after him.

A scream.

Oh, I should go check on them. Bye.