It's Me- It's DDP
Disclaimer: Vince McMahon owns WWF and WCW. The wrestlers mentioned in this fic own themselves as well as the commentators. Sara owns herself as well.
Summary: We all know why DDP stalked the Undertaker's wife, Sara. But here's a different take.
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The aura in the arena was dead quiet. Suspicion and tension filled the air. The masked figure who stood in the ring was a very unlucky soul. He would be when the Undertaker gets through with him. Fingers slowly crept to the hem of the mask. Slowly, he ripped it off. SURPRISE! It's Diamond Dallas Page!
"It's DDP! Diamond Dallas Page!" JR shouted. "DDP is the stalker!"
DDP circled the ring. He gripped the microphone tightly. No one thought that the Undertaker would even hear the excuses. "Well, well, well," DDP said. A little trickle of noise spread through the crowd. They were still in shock. "It's me, it's me. It's DDP."
"Tell us something we don't know!" Paul commented.
"I know you're asking yourselves, 'why?' Why would Diamond Dallas Page, a successful WCW superstar-" Some people cheered. "Stalk the Undertaker's wife, Sara?" He stroked his chin and paused. "It's not because I am some kind of pervert, and it's not because I am bored in WCW. It's because…"
"Because why?" JR asked, eager as the rest of the fans.
Everyone thought that DDP was a bit of an idiot. Why would he want to start a fight with the Undertaker? The nearly seven foot giant who dominates the World Wrestling Federation? Why was the question, and everyone was waiting for an answer.
"It's because I want Sara back." Quizzical looks played the faces of the fans. "Want Sara back?" Whispers filled the crowd. "Yes, let me explain," DDP commanded, holding his hands up for silence. "Sara and I were college sweethearts. Sara and DDP. A match made in heaven, if I do say so myself."
"You have got to be kidding me," Paul said, staring blankly at the ring.
"After college, we went separate ways, me into the WCW, and she met the Undertaker." Cheers. "We kept in touch, but oh, how I still wanted her. I wanted MY dreams to come true." It was all starting to fit together. "It's not because I want to be famous, although that would be nice. It's because I love Sara, and I desperately need her back."
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A/N: Okay, that was weird. Please review and tell me what you think.