Persona freestyle

This is the ultimate Mayonaka freestyle rapping competition

(Disclaimer: Reader must provide their own beat.)

Italics means the audience reaction.

"Hello everybody! My name is Futura and I am your host for tonight! What's tonight? It's rap night!" Futura exclaimed.

"The first group is called "The Lost boys" Teddie, Akihiko, Kanji, Yosuke and Jin. The next one is called Personiacs, Yukari, Minato, Narukami, Chie and Junpei."

"First up is a love-sick sicko who's a disappointment the moment he walks in the room…Teddie! And our second contestant is a feisty brunette who's in love with a certain blue-haired boy, Yukari Takeba-san!"

"Heads or tails?" Futura asked.

"Heads." Teddie said.

"Teddie-baby you go first! Ok, ok do your thing, 45 seconds! DeeJay! Spin that shit!"

"Boooo!" the crowd shouted.

"Loser!" a hater shouted.

" Flip it Ted!" Yosuke shouted.

"Rock it Ted!" Kanji shouted

"Ok…. Check this out…"Teddie said.

"This chick's a tsundere… ya catch a bad one!

You better off shooting yourself with Takaya's handgun!

Ohhhhhh!

Climbing up tartarus, You're weak! I leave you lost here for the shadows to eat!

You ain't the Sees! I'm the T. You're new bitch on the block 'bout to get smacked back to the fool dock!

Hoooooooo!

Fucking tsundere, this group ain't your rap-squad! Take my advice and form a group with vanilla ice!

Hoooooooooo!

And what I tell you, ya better listen! This bitch is a silly bimbo!

Damn tsundere! I choke you 'til your last breath,

And when you actin' up, that's when you got knocked up by Minato who we just got fucked up!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'd really hate for this to end so I'll take pictures of my furry end so you won't forget my ass

All's well end's ok right? So I'll end this bullshit with a fuck you but have a nice day!"

OHHHHHHH!

"Okay, okay, okay, very nice, very nice! Let me take that mike man! Now for Yukari-san… 45 seconds, flip the script on that bitch, okay Yukari-san? Yo DJ spin that shit!"

"C'mon Yukari!" said Chie.

"She's choking!" said Jin.

"Ay-yo…" Said Yukari.

"Get the fuck off the stage!" shouted a Lost boy fan.

"C'mon Yukari!" shouted Minato.

"Kick his queer ass!"

"Come on Yukari! Get him!" shouted Narukami.

"Alright look…" Yukari began.

"This guy raps like his parent jerked him, he sounds like Ikutsuki-san

The generic version,

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

This whole crowd looks auspicious,

It's all dudes in here, 'cept for these bitches! (Points to Lost Boys)

Oooooohhhhhhhh!

So I'm a tsundere eh?

That's okay; you look like a fucking worm with brains!

OOOOOOHHHHH!

These leaders of the Lost boys rookies

lookie;

How can six dicks be pussies?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And look at my gay bro Ted the fruitcake.

You see, when he travels, he prolly packing panties in his suitcase!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

Is that a new shirt or a bear bra? Look! Gogy bear just had a fucking boob job!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

See how far the tsundere jokes get you shithead?

Pay attention, you keep saying the same shit that he said (Points to a Teddie poster),

I'm a tsundere, you're a faggot!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't force me to aim my arrow up your ass,

Cause when I do, ya prolly fall on the glass plate,

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!

And why are you hating on my baby, G?

When really, you're the one with the HIV…"

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

"OOOOHHH! It unanimous! Yukari-san wins! And hey Teddie," Futura looks at Teddie.

"Tell your mama imma be over later! Tell her to save me a plate!"

"Alright we're gonna have a short break… next round, Minato versus Akihiko!"

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