Brian and Vinny Meet Bonkers and Fall-Apart
A Family Guy/Bonkers Crossover Fanfic
by LDEJRuff
Author's note: I know I did a few Family Guy crossovers before with Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist and Sausage Party. Now comes the next Family Guy crossover; the very first one with Bonkers, a Disney Afternoon cartoon.
Chapter 1 - The Bobcat and the Rabbit
It all began one night at the Drunken Clam in Quahog. Brian and Vinny sat at their usual booth, with their usual drinks in front of them.
"So, Brian," Vinny began, "have you any lupine-related jokes to tell today?"
"Lupine?" Brian repeated. "As in 'rabbit'? You betcha, little brother. Why don't rabbits make noise when they have sex?"
"I dunno, Brian," Vinny shrugged. "Why?"
"Because rabbits have cotton balls."
The two dogs laughed.
"That's hilarious, B," Vinny chuckled.
Brian stopped short for a moment.
"Uh-oh," he said, getting Vinny's attention. "Don't look now, Vinny, but I think a rabbit wearing bandages, a striped sock and a blue T-shirt just came in. And it looks like he has bruises over his eyes."
"Yeah, I get that a lot, doggy," said rabbit said, coming in. His fur was all yellow, and his voice sounded a bit nasally. "Nice to meet you two," he continued, greeting the two dogs. "I used to be a stand-in for a friend of mine. Name's Fall-Apart."
"Fall-Apart?" Brian repeated. "What kinda kooky name is that?"
"Yeah," Vinny agreed. "Why's your name Fall-Apart?"
Fall-Apart demonstrated by detaching his right arm from his body.
"This is why," he said. "It's a running gag. My body parts detach and reattach all the time."
"And you ain't bleedin'?" Vinny asked, wide-eyed.
"No," Fall-Apart replied. "I'm a cartoon character."
The two dogs were impressed.
"That's amazing," Brian said before pointing to himself with his thumb digit. "Brian Griffin. And this is my little brother, Vinny."
"Hello," Vinny greeted.
"Brian and Vinny," Fall-Apart repeated. "Sounds like the names of two TNA podcasters. You two live around here?"
"Yeah," Brian answered. "We live over on Spooner Street."
"What brings you over to Quahog, Fall-Apart?" Vinny asked.
Fall-Apart replied, "I'm here visiting the friend I stood in for. He's a cartoon bobcat who goes by the name of Bonkers."
"Bonkers?" Vinny repeated. "He's my favorite cartoon character!"
"Vinny," Brian began, wide-eyed, "you know about Bonkers?"
"Know him?" Vinny repeated. "Leo and I owned every single cartoon he's been in on VHS."
"What happened to him?"
"His cartoons got cancelled. Last I ever heard of him, he was workin' for the Hollywood Police Department." Turning to Fall-Apart, Vinny continued, "Anyway, why is Bonkers in Quahog?"
"He's tracking down a crook who's been dipping cartoon characters," Fall-Apart answered.
"Dipping?" Brian repeated.
"Derived from 'the dip'," Vinny informed. "It's made from turpentine, acetone and benzene, and dissolves a cartoon character on contact."
"Sounds dangerous," Brian replied in fear.
"And lethal," Fall-Apart added. "It's the only sure-as-heck way to wipe a toon off the face of the earth. If this crook isn't stopped soon, I could be next."
"Another round of scotch, Mr. Jerome," said a high-pitched male voice, getting the attention of the three.
"Coming right up, officer," Jerome's voice replied.
Brian saw the owner of the voice sitting at the bar. It was an orange feline with black spots and a bobtail, wearing a blue police uniform and white gloves. The feline's nose was red, and there was yellow fur from his face all the way to his belly. His back paws also had touches of yellow, and the tips of his ears were black like his spots. Brian then turned to Vinny and Fall-Apart.
"Bonkers?" he asked.
"Bonkers," Vinny and Fall-Apart answered.