Chapter 1
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Okay, so basically this story is a bunch of unconnected oneshots and drabbles of a bunch of different genres. The themes I use for each one is completely random for the most part. Some of them are AU or the ages or different, but I'll say that in the author's note. But if anyone has an idea for a oneshot or you want me to add to this story, I'll try and write it, just as long as it isn't yaoi or horror, because I am not good at writing those kinds of things.
Okay, so this is an AU modern world and Deidara is only about 7 years old. The genre for this one is Humor.
So, hope you like it! ^_^
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"Come on brat, get out of bed. It's 5:00 so you only have two to get ready for school,"Sasori said, standing next to the blonde's bed.
"But danna, I'm tired un," Deidara pouted, not even bothering to open his eyes.
"Get up or you'll be late," Sasori said before yanking the blankets off of the kid.
"Fine un," he groaned, rolling out of bed, then stood up next to Sasori, still half asleep.
"What do you want for breakfast?" he asked as they walked into the kitchen.
"Food un," he mumbled, plopping down in one of the chairs at the table.
"What kind of food?" Sasori said, rolling his eyes.
"Edible food un," Deidara said, trying to hide the smirk on his face. I love getting on danna's nerves, he thought.
"Tell me what you want or you're not getting breakfast this morning."
"Can I have candy un?"
"No brat, that's ridiculous, why would I give you candy for breakfast?" the redhead sighed. Sasori didn't quite understand why Deidara thought it would be okay to eat candy for breakfast. Since when was that normal?
"Because it tastes good un."
"That was a rhetorical question brat, and you are not getting any candy for breakfast, I don't care if it tastes good," Sasori said, glaring at the kid in annoyance.
"But-"
"No."
"Fine un," he grumbled, crossing his arms and scowling.
"Now what do you want to eat?"
"Breakfast un!" Deidara said cheerfully, grinning at the look of annoyance on his danna's face.
"Deidara," Sasori said darkly, warning him that he was about to yell if the kid didn't stop.
"Fine, what about pancakes un?" he asked.
"Brat, I don't have time to make pancakes, it's already-" Sasori paused, looking over at the clock on the wall. His eyes widened slightly and he cursed under his breath when he saw it was already 6:45.
"Hurry up and get ready for school, we only have fifteen minutes!" Sasori said, already pushing him out of the kitchen before running to his own room and getting ready. They were about to run out of the door when Deidara stopped, grabbing Sasori's wrist also making him stop.
"What is it?" he asked, tapping his foot impatiently.
"What about breakfast un?" he asked.
"… Just grab some candy," Sasori sighed.
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So, what did you think? Please review and tell me, constructive criticism welcome! ^_^
Also, this is a story that I will hopefully be able to update once to twice a week. :)