The Beginning
Wario wakes up, after long, long, sleep.
Wario: W-Wah...
Wario falls down from his throne.
Wario: WAAAHH!
Wario goes to his computer.
Wario: I MUST'A CHECK ON MILEY CYRUS! WAHAHAHA! WHAT A LOSER
Wario just goes to Miley's VEVO.
Wario: I GOTTA CHECK HER HORRIBLE VIDEOS!
And he does.
Wario: WAHAHAHAAHA! GOTH LOSER! HAPPY HIPPIE SUCKS!
He continues bragging about how bad Miley is. But Later...
Wario: Wait...Miley isn't so bad...
He has a...Weird feeling.
Wario: What am I feeling?
Wario: I think I...LOVE MILEY!
Wario IMMEDIATELY subscribes.
Wario: I MUST TRACK DOWN MILEY TO KISS HER A BILLION TIMES!
Now Wario gets into his Wario Car. And it begins.
Wario: WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End of the Beginning...Wait, was it that long?
Wario drives.
Wario: MILEY!
Wario: MILEEEEY!
He starts fantasizing so much that he accidentally drives off a cliff.
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY MONEY, MY BROTHER, AND MILEY CYRUS!
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Middle of the End of the Beginning...Wait, what?
Wario wakes up.
Wario: Waah...Where am I...
The moon is exposed.
Wario: WAAAH...WaaAAAAHH...
Wario slowly turns golden.
Wario: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!?
Wario turns into a werecoin.
Wario: Shining Noise
Wario: Shining Noise
Wario then jumps across the land as a stupid coin, not even remembering about Miley Cyrus.
Wario then jumps into a forest. He's surrounded by Alligators.
Alligator: LOOK IT'S A FAG
Wario: Shining Noise
One of the Alligators eat Werecoin Wario.
Wario: Shining Noise
Stay tuned for more spaghetti