oh no, could it be? YEP! It's, A Person!! =D
Now now, we all know the disclaimer shit? Now don't we? Yes, that question was rhetorical.
One fateful night, the sun shining a bright light, slept a moronic Saiyajin named Goku, awake in his bed. He finally woke up in the middle of the morning, and his closed eyes gazed up at the ugly-ass beautiful stars. When he awoke, he began to sleepwalk throughout the house. He walked upstairs, down to the living room, and opened up the closet door.
Inside the refridgerator, there was no food. Goku grabbed a slice of ham, a slice of cheese, and a 3rd degree freezer-burned hot dog and began to indigest them. Then, he decided to watch a little TV. So he headed over to the TV, and sat down, and began to watch the couch. After watching his favorite Couchivision Program, he headed outside to Vegeta's house.
He walked back in his house, as he arrived at Vegeta's house. Inside, Bulma sat awake watching TV, fast asleep on the couch. Goku decided to walk into the kitchen and make a sandwich. After he was finished with his hot dog, he went to go mess around on Bulma's awesome computer. After he was finished watching some TV, he decided to head home.
Goku walked back into his house at Capsule Corp, and headed downstairs, walking up the long staircase, and falling fast awake in his bed.
Yeah, I know, this story makes no sense at all, and isn't even funny, I was bored, sue me..