Disclaimer: I do not own ToS, or any character mentioned in this fic, but what do you care? Your probably not even reading this section since you've most likely heard it a lot of times.

Tales of Symponia Interview Show!

Chapter:1 Lloyd Irving

It's the moment you've all been waiting for! From the Directors of Cookin with Raine! And Everybody Hates Regal! Comes The Tales of Symponia Interview SHOW! And heres your host the Pink Puffball himself KIRBY!

The audience from Paper Mario 2 cheered as Kirby walked on to the stage.

Well everyone we have a great show for you here this afternoon said Kirby in an unconvincing voice we have the Hero of Tales of Symponia Himself, Lloyd Irving on the show.!

The Paper Mario 2 Crowd cheered

My God… Do these people even have lives said Kirby to himself. Anyway, We'll be Talking to Lloyd about the production of Tales of Symponia and how his career is going now. Anyway lets give it up for the boy who trys to wear red better than Santa Claus himself, LLOYD IRVING!

The Paper Mario 2 Crowd erupts with Cheer as Lloyd Irving comes to the set. My god these people really do have no lives said Kirby to himself again. So Lloyd, welcome to the show, its really great to be here replied Lloyd. So anyway lets get down to questions shall we, Question 1 Lloyd how was it working with the cast of Tales of Symponia. It was great replied Lloyd, the only problem was the incident with the coffee.

What incident with coffee asked Kirby. Well, right when we were up to the scene where we fight Kratos for the second time, It was supposed to be a Cut scene where Regal Hadokens Kratos and we pretend we beat him and the game would go on as normal replied Lloyd, but Collete spilled coffee on Regal's hands and he couldn't do the move. Wait, said Kirby, so, Regal can actually do a Hadoken? Yep said Lloyd, and a Shoryuken as well. Well, said Kirby, you learn something new everyday. Anyway Question 2, Why do you use Two swords instead of one? Because I wanted to be original, said Lloyd, I wanted to be Mace Windu Purple Lightsaber original, so I asked the director if I could have a Purple sword. He said no, I asked for two purple swords but he said no. Then I just asked for two swords and he agreed so theirs how I have two swords. You asked for a Purple sword said Kirby confused. Yep said Lloyd. Right, said Kirby who was wishing he had a better person to interview. We'll be right back after this commercial break.

Hey Kids! Would you like to Take these Lollypops from a complete and total stranger you don't even know! YEAH screamed the Kids, well then take them! Remember Kids your not cool if you haven't tried super colorful Lollypop! Catchy Jingle plays

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WE SWEAR THE GAME REALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS!

And now were back to the Tales of Symponia Interview show!

Welcome back to the show everybody said Kirby in a I cant believe I'm Interviewing Lloyd Voice.The Paper Mario 2 Crowd Cheers Now I'm convinced these guys couldn't find a job said Kirby to himself. Anyway welcome back, In case you just tuned in, Go away you should have been here earlier, but If your gonna stay were Interviewing Lloyd Irving of Tales of Symponia. Now Lloyd Question number 3, A lot of fans argue about this all the time, who do you like better Sheena or Collete? Well Kirby said Lloyd, I get asked this question all the time and the answer will always be this, I DON'T KNOW! MY GOD CANT YOU GUYS FOCUS ON SOME OTHER COUPLE? WHAT ABOUT REGALXPRESEA OR PRESEAXGENIS GOD I DON'T CARE IF YOU FOCUS ON ZELOSXRAINE AS LONG AS YOU FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE!

Wow, said Kirby, you are pissed off. Anyway Final Question, How has your career been going now that you've finished ToS. Good question Kirby, I'm currently helping out the cast of the other Tales Games of course though their not better than me said Lloyd proudly. Right I'm sure their not said Kirby in an Unconvinced voice. Anyway that's all the time we have today. I'd like to thank my audience Lloyd Irving, and the people that pay me to do this show.! Anyway have a good afternoon and remember to watch all your favorite shows on this channel, TALES! Man, I cant believe you guys maid me advertise said Kirby.