A/N: This is pretty old, but I had a fun time writing it. It's a parody of "One Week", but I'm not sure it fits all the lyrics perfectly. Oh well; hopefully it'll make you laugh anyway! Some of the time the narrator is Sora, and sometimes it's the player. I hope that's not too confusing.

I spent one week playing KH2

Running through Twilight Town, being a newb

Day five, Roxas's dead and I'm crying

That was the prologue here comes the real thing

Day three, lots of Nobodies

I realized I like to hit things with giant keys

Yesterday, went back to Twilight Town

But it'll still be two days 'til I rescue Kairi

XXX

Wait a moment what's that weird thing?

It's a Nobody?

Well hey that's not very nice

I summon my giant key to beat up some Heartless

I like the Fenrir 'cause it's got great attack power

Quick like ninja when I use glide

Flyin' using air slide

'Cause I've got mad skills in the sky

The bad guys got the cool cloaks

I want a cool cloak, but they're expensive on eBay

Gonna beat the game (I lost the game)

I'd like to slice a skyscraper

I like Riku, he's a lot cooler than Sora

Let's eat sea-salt ice cream, 'cause then we'll see

If it's really salty and sweet

'Cause I wanna eat it

On top of the clocktower

XXX

How can I help it if I lose to Demyx twenty times?

Trying hard not to laugh at his mullet-hawk

I'm really sorry I missed Xaldin's funeral

Yeah I killed him but so what?

They invited me

I have a tendency to have many personalities

It happens when you have four people in you

XXX

I spent week two in non-existence

Fighting Roxas in my head, think I'm crazy

Five days, Xigbar shot at me

I don't know how he got on the ceiling

Then at three days, Saïx went berserk

He tried to eat me, I don't taste like chicken

Yesterday, at the last save point

Now I gear up and prepare to fight Xemnas

XXX

Sea-salt ice cream, the best ice cream ever

Get ice cream stick and ya hope it says "WINNER"

Playin' all night with no lights on

Where's my controller gone?

I think I wanna sing the theme song

Trying to beat Luxord, getting frantic

Potions make me sick

Look at that, Axel's not a bad guy

Like lots of geeks I write fanfics

'Kay I don't write 'fics

But if I did Sora would've died

Gonna get a pair of better keys

Find some that are sharp and pointy

Just so in the cutscenes I look amazing

Gotta learn how to dual wield

So I can shield myself from Xemnas's lasers

And skyscrapers he throws at me

XXX

How did I manage to slice a building in half?

I cut it with the bluntest keyblade that I have

For some reason I can't do move like that in-game

And how'd I survive that fall?

Well, I've got no clue

I have a tendency to try to shoot Xemnas with Fire

But I miss sometimes and then I get killed

XXX

It took week three to defeat Xemnas

Died over eighty-six times then I lost count

On day five I was really close

But he killed me while I tried to use a potion

Day three, I was really mad

Defenestrated my controller and found it in a tree

Yesterday, now he's finally dead

But he'll probably come back in Kingdom Hearts III

Xehanort will come back in KH3

Xehanort will come back in KH3

Twilight Town, home of sea-salt ice cream

A/N: "Defenestrate" means "to throw somebody or something out of a window". Have fun with your new vocabulary. :P