Pili-Chan: Hi everyone! It's us again! This time we're here to show you wht you shouldn't have a romantic dinner in the Osiris cafeteria! This is Reason number 1!

Yami Pili-chan: And because we have school tomorrow

Chibi Pili: We'll post the next chapter tomorrow!

Accidia: Unless I'm too lazy...

Pili-Chan: And if you have another reason , tell us! Enjoy!!

Yami Pili-Chan: Pili-Chan or any other split personality she has dosn't own Yugi Oh GX!

Pili-Chan: But... I DO own this story! again! Enjoy!!!

Why you shouldn't have a romantic dinner in the Osiris cafeteria-

Reason number 1- It's alive I'm telling you! ALIVE!!

He wasn't sure why they were doing it, but here they were, Manjoume Jun and Misawa Daichi, in a romantic dinner, but that wasn't the problem, after all, they've been dating for a few months now,

'So what's the problem?' you ask? That they were having a romantic dinner…

In the Osiris cafeteria…

"Is something wrong love?" Daichi asked him,

"What? No… nothing's wrong" he said with a smile,

Daichi smiled back at him "So… something interesting happened?"

"No… not really… what about you?"

"Nothing"

"Well, I guess we'll just have to fix that after dinner, right 'Chi-Chan?" Jun said with a giggle, and this might look odd to you, but he did it a lot around his lover,

Daichi smiled at him again "Well of course love"

Jun giggled again, and played with his fork, he felt something hitting the it so he looked down, his expression changing into a horrified look,

"Jun?" Daichi asked, "Are you…"

"EPP!" he jumped away from his seat "IT'S ALIVE!" he called, pointing at the plate,

"What?"

"It's alive!" he called again. Getting closer to the food "EEK! It's breathing!" he called in horror,

"Jun It's food, it can't… breath?! It IS breathing!" Daichi looked at the plate in horror,

Jun got closer "I told you so!"

Then, as it moved, the 'food' made a strange noise,

"EEK! I think it's trying to kill us!" said Jun, holding Daichi's arm "Do something! I don't want do die!"

"Why me?!" called the Ra student "It's the cafeteria in YOUR dorm!"

"Yes, but you're the seme! And the seme needs to protect his uke!" called the horrified uke,

Daichi sighed, knowing Jun was right, he was the seme and it was his job to protect his uke, Jun. He grabbed a fork and stepped closer to the enemy, ready to attack at any moment.

The 'food' on the plate started growling, and at that point he realized something…

"Jun? Love?"

"What? Is it dead yet…?"

"No… it's just that… do you know those 'flight or fight' situations?"

"Yes"

"I think that this is one of the 'flight' situations" Daichi said as the food growled louder,

"It's going to kill us!!! RUN!" with that the two ran out of the Osiris cafeteria.

Pili-Chan: R&R!!! and again,And if you have another reason , tell us!!