Chapter 1: The Journey of a Lifetime! What is A Planet?

One FATEFUL day, Team Star Fox was sitting on the bridge of the Great Fox, doing nothing too special. Then all of a sudden, General Pepper's image appeared via a holographic image in the middle of the bridge.

"Team Star Fox, the worst thing ever has happened! The worst thing EVER!" General Pepper screamed, holding a super important looking paper in his hand, which he waved in a manner that matched his crazy screaminess.

"What is it, General?" Fox said, looking and sounding heroic, like always.

Krystal swooned.

"Well!" He paused for no reason, probably just so he could get his old heartbeat back to a reasonable pace, "A Planet is being invaded by space aliens!"

"Gasp!" Said Peppy.

"Oh nooz!" Slippy yelled, still not sure why he was part of a team that went on so many dangerous missions that he never took part in.

"Let me guess," Fox started, his thumb and forefinger contemplatively stroking the hair at the end of his muzzle as he finished in an even voice, "You want us to save A Planet from these aliens."

Krystal swooned again.

Pepper did a little "raise the roof" gesture, "Frick ya! That'd be great, but I'm not paying you 'cause we have to use the money we usually give you schmucks for more important stuff…like paying our researchers to revive Andross every time you defeat him so I can send you out on more missions."

"Ah…so that's how he does it." The captain spoke under his breath, looking totally cool and leaderish, "He really is an evil genius."

Krystal re-swooned.

"In-frickin-deed he is! Now stop talking to yourself and get down to A Planet! The fate of the whole universe is in your hands! …Paws, I mean! There are no humans in this series! They are weaksauce, and animals totally own their faces off!"

"OBJECTION!" Screamed Phoenix Wright, "That statement directly contradicts the evidence, earlier presented by the prosecution! Nintendo has been established as a company comprised of only humans! It has also been established that the entire Star Fox series has been created by said company, which is filled with humans. THEREFORE! Humans are, without a doubt, greater than the animals in question!"

Edgeworth beat his desk in fury, "Nooo! My argument! It's been…BLAST YOU PHOENIX WRIGHT!"

"Ahh! Lawyers!" Slippy screamed, hiding under some random computer like a baby.

"AT ANY RATE!" Pepper yelled, wanted control of the insanity back in his possession, "A Planet needs to be saved, even if humans could do a better job…they do have Kirk after all. Wait, let me try that again." The General cleared his throat, "They…do have…Kirk…after all. Ya, dramatic pauses made Captain Kirk the captain of an entire generation, it's true."

Cutting General Pepper's transmission off, Fox turned to his team, looking confident, "Alright team, we've got our mission. Slippy, plot a course to A Planet. Peppy, go down to the docking bay and prepare the Arwings for launch. Falco, you stand there and say nothing like you have been. And Krystal…you can swoon over me again I guess."

Krystal happily became swoonified.

For several minutes, Fox sat contemplatively at the helm of his ship, wondering just what awaited them on the surface of A Planet. He felt that this, perhaps, could be one of the most challenging missions he and his team had even been sent on. What if they didn't make it back? What if they failed and the whole universe was destroyed?

"That. Would. Suck." Said ROB, the team robot, after reading Fox's mind.

"Yes…" Fox said, as if those words answered all his questions, "It certainly would, wouldn't it?"

The Captain stood from his chair, fist clenched tightly at his side as he spoke in a resolute tone of voice, "I will not let that happen. I will save A Planet, and defend the peace that everyone in this universe deserves!"

"Piece…of pie?" Slippy questioned, his mouth watering.

Fox glanced at Slippy over his shoulder, looking totally cool, and asked, "Slippy…is that what you desire most in life?"

"Oh, gosh yes!"

"Then yes. Fight for what you believe in, and never let up. Then, and only then, will you find what you desire most."

Slippy jumped for joy, "Oh yessss! This is so hi-technical!!!"

Pumpkin Pie…super fly,
Apple, my, I could die!
Orange Meringue, digitty-dang
Satisfy my hunger pang!

Lemon-Lime, so sublime,
Peachy peach, it's all mine!
Avacado? Sure, I'd eat
Every pie, it is a treat!

Falco raised an eyebrow as he spoke, "…Did you just sing a song about pie?"

Fox ignored the song and continued acting captainly.

Peppy fell asleep.

Krystal un-swooned three times.

Slippy, now embarrassed from his sudden pie-crazed outburst, said suddenly, "We're at A Planet now!"

The whole team, minus Fox, Falco, Krystal, ROB, and Peppy rushed to the window to see the planet that sat below. It was big and round.

Fox rallied his team on like the big time cool captain dude he was, "Alright team, the time has finally come. Time to show those aliens what we're made of! Everyone, ready your weapons and prepare to disembark!"

Fox and Falco upholstered their blasters and started spinning them around on their hands in a cool fashion. Falco was less cool though, his spinning technique was so unrefined, so forced, so not as cool as Fox. But that's life.

Krystal pulled out her staff, and it was big and looked hurty.

Slippy found a nearby file folder, but he knew he'd just pass out on purpose before the fight or intentionally botch the flight down to the planet so we wouldn't have to do anything, so it didn't matter.

Peppy pulled out a bottle of pills. It was full of laxatives, and no alien alive would want to be face to face with those bad boys. He knew this from experience.

Seeing that his team had been properly equipped, he raised his fist in the air and shouted to his valiant team, "Alright, to the Arwings!"

"Not so fast…I can't let you do that."

A really ominous voice rang throughout the bridge.

"Oh, I see…" Fox started, the tone of voice making it clear that he would not back down from any challenge, "It's a cliffhanger you want, huh? Alright, then you can have it!"