Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did, you'd probly be scared. ^_^
Butterfly: Hi! This is my first fanfic. Well, ones that I post on fanfiction.net. I've helped my cousin write some of hers, so I figured it was about time to write one of my own. Anyway, although I'm guessing this will turn out like CRAP, R & R and tell me what you think anyway please! I won't write more until I get opinions...Well, even after that I might not write if people don't like it. Oh, one last note: YB stands for Yami Bakura, and YM stands for Yami Malik, just so you don't get confused. ^_^ Enjoy! And thanks to Blu for helping me! ^_^
Chapter One: The Beginning
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(The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh (void of Tea), Butterfly, and Buttons were all hanging out in Butterfly's living room, bored, and trying to find something to do.)
Joey: *sitting on a couch* I'm bored.
Tristan: So am I.
(Everyone else mutters in agreement.)
Yugi: It's sad what happened to Tea, isn't it?
Joey: Yeah, who thought she would commit suicide by covering herself in gasoline and-
Butterfly and Buttons: *interrupt; simultaneously yell* They can't prove anything!!
Joey: *continues slowly*...lighting herself...on...fire..?
(While YM and YB are in the back trying to control their laughter, everyone else looks at Butterfly and Buttons. The two girls fidget in their seats and look around nervously until, a few moments later, the phone rings.)
Butterfly and Buttons: *simultaneously* I'll get it!!
(While they both lunge for the phone, YB and YM burst out laughing, while the other people look from each other and to the two girls strangely. Butterfly finally got to the phone and answered it breathlessly.)
Butterfly: Hello?
Blu: Konichiwa!!!!
Butterfly: Oh, hullo Blu! How are you?
Blu: Good!!
Butterfly: Where are you?
Blu: I'm camping!!! Wanna come?? There's PLENTY of room! Bring the gang!!!
Butterfly: Sounds great! We were just trying to find something to do.
Blu: Alrighty then!! Don't forget Kaiba!!!
Butterfly: I won't.
Blu: *giggles maniacally and mischeviously* See ya there!!! Bye!!! *hangs up*
Butterfly: Wait! Blu!...Crap...She hung up....
(Butterfly hangs up the phone, just to have it ring seconds later.)
Butterfly: Hullo?
Blu: Yo!! You forgot to ask for the instructions!!
Butterfly: No, you forgot to GIVE them to me! And don't you mean directions?
Blu: Yeah, THAT'S the word I was looking for! Anyway here they are! Get onto the interstate, get off at 94, go left, right.....
(Blu kept spattering off directions, which Butterfly didn't have any paper to take down, so she just wrote 'em up and down her arms and legs, fully intending to re-write it later.)
Blu:...Alright! That's it! See ya! *click*
Butterfly: Bye.....*walks back into the living room* Okay everyone, that was Blu. She invited us to go camping.
Joey: Awesome!
Tristan: Yeah, let's go camping!
(Everyone agreed that camping would be a good idea... except for Kaiba.)
Kaiba: I'm not going camping.
Butterfly: You have to come.
Kaiba: No I don't.
Butterfly: Yes you do. Blu said that you had to come, and it's her camp. So you're going. And that's FINAL!
Kaiba:.....I'm driving.
(Everyone groans.)
Butterfly: You're not driving, Kaiba. I am.
Kaiba: No way am I letting a GIRL cart me around.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*2 hours later.....*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Butterfly: *in the driver's seat; buckling up* Everyone ready?
Buttons: Yup! *hugs Bakura, who's sitting next to her*
(Everyone else gets ready.)
Kaiba: *sulking in the first row of the van* I can't believe I'm letting an annoying 15 year old girl drive me around.
Butterfly: Oh shut up, you're only a year older than me.
(Butterfly starts up the car and they get going. As they come to the first stoplight, however, Butterfly almost rear ends the car in front of them by hitting the gas. Everyone is hit with the whiplash as she slams on the breaks.)
Buttons: Butterfly!!
Butterfly: What??
Malik: What the hell was that?
YM: That has to be some of, if not the worst driving I've ever seen! What are you trying to do, kill us??
Kaiba: Where the hell did you get your license?
Butterfly: The DMV stupid, where everyone gets their license!
(Everyone groans.)
Kaiba: Don't be a smart ass. What driving school did you go to?
Butterfly:....You wouldn't know it.....
Kaiba: Try me.
Butterfly: Um...*hears honking; looks up* Oh, the light's green! *slams on the gas and gets going*
(They 'enjoy' Butterfly's driving until the next stoplight.)
Kaiba: Let me try this again: Where did you go for driving school?
Butterfly: *thinks quickly* Nicholson Driving School.
Kaiba: That's a crock of shit! Show me your license!
Butterfly: Um.....Light's green! *slams on gas yet again & they all go flying down the street*
(Of course, to make matters worse, Butterfly never remembered to copy the directions onto paper, so as she's driving like a maniac, she's also not paying attention to the road.)
Butterfly: *looking at her left arm & trying to steer with her right* Okay...We go-
YB: *in the passenger seat* Butterfly!! Light!!
Butterfly: *looks up* Oh! *slams on breaks*
(Whiplash for everyone, yet again.)
Kaiba: Damn it woman, show me your license!
Butterfly: I TOLD you that I can't DO that!!
Kaiba: Why not??
YB: Yeah, why not? *looks at her* You DO have your license with you.....don't you?
Butterfly: Well, it's not quite on me at the moment...... *slightly nervous laughter*
Kaiba: God, with the way YOU'VE been driving, I'm seriously doubting you have your license at ALL!
Butterfly: Who told you that?!?!?
Kaiba: It's TRUE?!?!?
Butterfly: No, wait! I meant....Green light!! *points*
YM: It's red, Butterfly.
Butterfly: Not for long! *runs the red light*
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Butterfly: So how was it so far? I've got the next chapter all ready. If ya wanna see what happens, R & R and say you wanna!
Blu: *giggles* You MUST like it! I compell you to!
Butterfly: *cough cough* Yeah, you'll see ALOT of Blu's insanity appearing in the next chapter.
Buttons: And a moose!!!
Butterfly:.....And a moose. So make our time worthwhile and R & R please!
Butterfly: Hi! This is my first fanfic. Well, ones that I post on fanfiction.net. I've helped my cousin write some of hers, so I figured it was about time to write one of my own. Anyway, although I'm guessing this will turn out like CRAP, R & R and tell me what you think anyway please! I won't write more until I get opinions...Well, even after that I might not write if people don't like it. Oh, one last note: YB stands for Yami Bakura, and YM stands for Yami Malik, just so you don't get confused. ^_^ Enjoy! And thanks to Blu for helping me! ^_^
Chapter One: The Beginning
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(The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh (void of Tea), Butterfly, and Buttons were all hanging out in Butterfly's living room, bored, and trying to find something to do.)
Joey: *sitting on a couch* I'm bored.
Tristan: So am I.
(Everyone else mutters in agreement.)
Yugi: It's sad what happened to Tea, isn't it?
Joey: Yeah, who thought she would commit suicide by covering herself in gasoline and-
Butterfly and Buttons: *interrupt; simultaneously yell* They can't prove anything!!
Joey: *continues slowly*...lighting herself...on...fire..?
(While YM and YB are in the back trying to control their laughter, everyone else looks at Butterfly and Buttons. The two girls fidget in their seats and look around nervously until, a few moments later, the phone rings.)
Butterfly and Buttons: *simultaneously* I'll get it!!
(While they both lunge for the phone, YB and YM burst out laughing, while the other people look from each other and to the two girls strangely. Butterfly finally got to the phone and answered it breathlessly.)
Butterfly: Hello?
Blu: Konichiwa!!!!
Butterfly: Oh, hullo Blu! How are you?
Blu: Good!!
Butterfly: Where are you?
Blu: I'm camping!!! Wanna come?? There's PLENTY of room! Bring the gang!!!
Butterfly: Sounds great! We were just trying to find something to do.
Blu: Alrighty then!! Don't forget Kaiba!!!
Butterfly: I won't.
Blu: *giggles maniacally and mischeviously* See ya there!!! Bye!!! *hangs up*
Butterfly: Wait! Blu!...Crap...She hung up....
(Butterfly hangs up the phone, just to have it ring seconds later.)
Butterfly: Hullo?
Blu: Yo!! You forgot to ask for the instructions!!
Butterfly: No, you forgot to GIVE them to me! And don't you mean directions?
Blu: Yeah, THAT'S the word I was looking for! Anyway here they are! Get onto the interstate, get off at 94, go left, right.....
(Blu kept spattering off directions, which Butterfly didn't have any paper to take down, so she just wrote 'em up and down her arms and legs, fully intending to re-write it later.)
Blu:...Alright! That's it! See ya! *click*
Butterfly: Bye.....*walks back into the living room* Okay everyone, that was Blu. She invited us to go camping.
Joey: Awesome!
Tristan: Yeah, let's go camping!
(Everyone agreed that camping would be a good idea... except for Kaiba.)
Kaiba: I'm not going camping.
Butterfly: You have to come.
Kaiba: No I don't.
Butterfly: Yes you do. Blu said that you had to come, and it's her camp. So you're going. And that's FINAL!
Kaiba:.....I'm driving.
(Everyone groans.)
Butterfly: You're not driving, Kaiba. I am.
Kaiba: No way am I letting a GIRL cart me around.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*2 hours later.....*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Butterfly: *in the driver's seat; buckling up* Everyone ready?
Buttons: Yup! *hugs Bakura, who's sitting next to her*
(Everyone else gets ready.)
Kaiba: *sulking in the first row of the van* I can't believe I'm letting an annoying 15 year old girl drive me around.
Butterfly: Oh shut up, you're only a year older than me.
(Butterfly starts up the car and they get going. As they come to the first stoplight, however, Butterfly almost rear ends the car in front of them by hitting the gas. Everyone is hit with the whiplash as she slams on the breaks.)
Buttons: Butterfly!!
Butterfly: What??
Malik: What the hell was that?
YM: That has to be some of, if not the worst driving I've ever seen! What are you trying to do, kill us??
Kaiba: Where the hell did you get your license?
Butterfly: The DMV stupid, where everyone gets their license!
(Everyone groans.)
Kaiba: Don't be a smart ass. What driving school did you go to?
Butterfly:....You wouldn't know it.....
Kaiba: Try me.
Butterfly: Um...*hears honking; looks up* Oh, the light's green! *slams on the gas and gets going*
(They 'enjoy' Butterfly's driving until the next stoplight.)
Kaiba: Let me try this again: Where did you go for driving school?
Butterfly: *thinks quickly* Nicholson Driving School.
Kaiba: That's a crock of shit! Show me your license!
Butterfly: Um.....Light's green! *slams on gas yet again & they all go flying down the street*
(Of course, to make matters worse, Butterfly never remembered to copy the directions onto paper, so as she's driving like a maniac, she's also not paying attention to the road.)
Butterfly: *looking at her left arm & trying to steer with her right* Okay...We go-
YB: *in the passenger seat* Butterfly!! Light!!
Butterfly: *looks up* Oh! *slams on breaks*
(Whiplash for everyone, yet again.)
Kaiba: Damn it woman, show me your license!
Butterfly: I TOLD you that I can't DO that!!
Kaiba: Why not??
YB: Yeah, why not? *looks at her* You DO have your license with you.....don't you?
Butterfly: Well, it's not quite on me at the moment...... *slightly nervous laughter*
Kaiba: God, with the way YOU'VE been driving, I'm seriously doubting you have your license at ALL!
Butterfly: Who told you that?!?!?
Kaiba: It's TRUE?!?!?
Butterfly: No, wait! I meant....Green light!! *points*
YM: It's red, Butterfly.
Butterfly: Not for long! *runs the red light*
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Butterfly: So how was it so far? I've got the next chapter all ready. If ya wanna see what happens, R & R and say you wanna!
Blu: *giggles* You MUST like it! I compell you to!
Butterfly: *cough cough* Yeah, you'll see ALOT of Blu's insanity appearing in the next chapter.
Buttons: And a moose!!!
Butterfly:.....And a moose. So make our time worthwhile and R & R please!