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To the tune of 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' by the incomparable Gordon Lightfoot. Of course it isn't mine!
THE WRECK OF PLAN 457
There's someone to see down in old cellblock D
Behind that lock no one can jimmy.
Put there again, by the law's best friend,
You know that girl Shego calls Kimmie.
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You ain't goin' nowhere, why not pull up a chair?
It'll just take a couple of hours.
You've got the time, now hear of the crime.
That he called Plan 457.
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The plan was the pride of old blue hide,
Dreamed up after some heist in Wisconsin.
As Drakken plans go, it was better than most,
Clever, and fairly well reasoned.
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He didn't have to steal much, just some gyros and such.
And soon a countdown they were trackin'.
"It'll work this time see, they'll be bowin' to me"
"I think I'll rename the world Drakken!"
457
'Twas the prettiest machine you ever had seen
The flashing lights could not have been cuter.
He yelled "This time the world will be mine
Once I control all computers!"
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Shego put down Bad Book and gave him a look
"I know that you're given to excess."
"For this plan to work, you know you jerk."
We'll have to deal with the Princess."
457
Like a fly on the wall you could see Kimmie crawl
As she went for a fourth story window.
With her good friend and true, and old Rufus too
The law's best friend came a callin'
457.
The alarm came late, and the gloatin' had to wait
When through a window young Kimmie came crashin'!
Henchmen ran in and it sure was a sin
The way that she gave 'em that thrashin'!
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Drakken was vexed yelled "Shego you're next!"
"Why don't you defeat this cheerleader?"
Her hands glowed as true as the punches she threw
Until in the gut Kimmie kneed her.
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Drakken said with a smile "I've been waitin' a while
And pulled out his shiny new blaster.
Kimmie jumped out of the way as he fired off his ray.
What followed next was disaster!
457
Well that nitwit, you know what he hit
He blew his machine straight to Heaven.
In fire and smoke that made them all choke
Came the wreck of Plan 457!
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In the midst of the wreck there was Shego on deck
Sayin' "Drakken, it's easy to fool ya."
Long about then, the ceilin' caved in
"If ya think that I'm stayin' well screw ya!"
457
Motor Ed rolls, Senior schemes, in the rooms of his white marble mansion.
Dementor screams of his mutant plant teams, you'd think he would show more deportment.
And farther below down in Kokomo, Shego pours up drinks from a blender.
And the time goes by slow as the jailbirds all know, with the fists of young Kimmie remembered!
457
Drakken that bum, why is he so glum?
He's up for parole in December.
Much to his regret, Kim he cannot forget,
But the buffoon he just can't remember
457.
There's someone to see down in old cell block D
Behind that lock no one can jimmy.
He said as he spat "Maybe she's all that."
"Beware that girl Shego calls Kimmie!"
Well, that's done! If you like it, credit the irrepressible TimeCougar and the old Mad Magazine. If you hate it, my bad.