I write, just not publishing every day so I don't look like a snob (that I am).
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Girls Get Stuff Done, or Not
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"Higher, Fuuka!" Yukari shouts.
"I can't, it's too far!" Fuuka gasps.
"Yamagishi, I am certain that you can do it." Mitsuru says.
"Meow." A cat meows.
"Yukari-san, Fuuka-san, Mitsuru-san?" Aigis gets ignored.
Here they are, jumping and screaming at each other for the sole purpose of saving a cat that is 'stuck' on a Persimmon tree at Gekkoukan High School. The tree is high enough that Fuuka, Yukari, and Mitsuru's exasperated reach cannot even dream to touch it. They tried to do that pyramid scheme that cheerleaders do next to an arena, but they failed because: a) Fuuka is too timid to be at the top; b) Yukari's skirt is short; c) Mitsuru, despite her willingness to stay there, doesn't want to get involved in something as abhorrent as that.
"Meow," the cat purrs in enjoyment at the scene. It doesn't even look like it's asking for help, but the girls are too swallowed up by the fact that a cat is in danger of 'falling' from a high place.
Aigis, being the advanced Anti-Shadow Weapon that she is, understands the cat's disturbing malice. She warns her friends, "'You are all so stupid,' says the cat."
They ignore her.
"Please wait, kitty, we will help you!" Yukari's heart is sliced by the cat's desperate 'scream for salvation'. They are about to just climb wildly when the brunette gets an idea. "The ladder, use the ladder!"
Mitsuru's tongue clicks. "I will not allow such insolence as to steal and use the property of the school without the consent of the Student Council."
"Mitsuru-senpai, you are the head of the Student Council."
Fuuka's statement silences the five, including Aigis and the cat.
But they are taking too long of a break. "Meow."
"'How dumb,' says the cat."
No damn given. "Kitty cat!"
"Pusheen!" Fuuka's gasp is endless.
Mitsuru runs to the storage room without further delay. "For this once," she starts while running, giving no care for the rule not to run in corridors, "for this once will I allow this calamity to happen upon Gekkoukan! For this once, cat!"
As the four wait for the Kirijo heiress to bring a ladder, Aigis' reasoning system overloads and starts to crash. "Start/All_Programs/Orgia_Mode/SetUp..." The cat begins to feel uneasy. It gulps, stabbing its claws into the branch just in case. "Orgia Mode: Activate!"
In mere seconds, Aigis loads her machine guns and launches them at the Persimmon tree, shocking Yukari and Fuuka as well giving the cat a heart attack. The tree is cut in half, accompanied by bloody screams of the other SEES girls, with Mitsuru arriving in time to witness the tragedy shoved on her face. The ladder and the poor tree fall together, much to the bad omen of Bunkichi at his bookstore. Mitsuko, his wife, suddenly breaks into tears.
"The problem has been 'nailed'," Aigis says, doing her victory pose. Fuuka, Mitsuru, and Yukari stare at her as if they were going to sue her.
They are.
The next journey to Tartarus will not have any Orgia mode.
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Superheroines, failed.
So, any thought?
05/18/2016 ~NollyLvn