A/N. I have been so into Finnceline lately it's not funny.
And Fiolee, dang they're cute.
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Friends with Benefits?
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"I've got it! What if we could have all that other stuff without that relationship flubb? Like we'd still be buds but we could... you know... get to tier two and stuffs without any complications."
Marceline's jaw dropped and then she laughed at him and petted him on the head a couple of times. Tier two? What had that dog been teaching him? Marceline wanted to laugh again. "Oh Finn, you're too funny."
He scrunched up his face. "I wasn't trying to be funny," he said dismally. He was just sick of relationships. Plus he didn't think of Marceline like that (mostly) so he thought she was a safe bet. Plus she wasn't romantic and into all that fuzz.
There he was acting like he was the first person in the entire world to think of it... and Marceline had been around enough in her 1000 years to know why it was a stupid idea. "Look Finn, I get that you thought you had a great idea but it won't work. One of us will fall in love with the other, and then the other will move on and then someone will be heartbroken - most likely you." Because he was a sucker like that and she didn't get emotionally involved as quickly as he did (based on past experience). "It's stupid man."
Finn pouted. "Yeah, if you say so."
She'd disappointed him. That much was clear. She heaved a breath and ran a hand through her hair. "Good. So how about we get a move on to the goblin village?"
"Yeah..." He sighed.
Marceline tried to ignore how bummed he was. He'd get on with it soon and realize that she was right. And she was right. The whole "friends with benefits" thing had been done to death. And it NEVER, NEVER worked out well. Never. Plus she had better things to do than to teach naughty things to her cute-but-pathetic human friend with potential disastrous consequences.
So they went on to the goblin village for the celebrations. Marceline freaked a few of the goblin folk out and Finn seemed to be partying hardy. But then later Marceline had a hold on Finn, an arm around him, boosting him into the sky and it was back to the awkwardness from before. Why did that little weirdo have to go and open his mouth?
"Hey, those goblins throw a pretty mean party."
"I guess."
She looked down at him, a light breeze blowing on their skin as they soared through the sky. "Dude, are you still weird because I rejected your idea?"
Finn shrugged his shoulders a little. "Nah, I'll get over it."
She tried to divert him from the topic. "Where's Jake tonight anyway?"
"Lady Rainicorn's fam are in town. I told him I could hang with them but Jake didn't want me to miss the happenin' par-tay... so I asked you."
"Hmmm..." Marceline didn't say anything more until they were approaching the treehouse and descended with him. "We're here."
She did a lot of thinking on the way back and finally came to a conclusion. She flew through the window and set him down. "Look if you really want to get to Tier two that badly Adventurer..." She leaned forward and took his cheeks in her hands, planting a kiss on his lips. It felt nice - soft, innocent, marshmallowy - all those things that reminded her of Finn. His eyes grew wide at first and then fluttered closed as he kissed her deeper. After Marceline broke away from him she stuck a long, slender finger right in his face. "Now don't fall in love with me Finn." She told him threateningly. She floated up and then laughed loudly at the expression on his face. "Haha. That was classic. You looked so freaked out."
Floating down again she pecked him on the lips and then paused to say goodbye before she took off into the night. "Laters Finn."
Finn stared after her, his fingers going up lightly to touch his lips, a blush coloring his face. "Oh glob. I think I have a crush."
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Lol. Marcy is always right. Of course.
Not even sure if I'll continue this.
Wrote it as a one-shot but if people want more I could be swayed...