Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the associated Characters...I do have an awesome pair of headphones though...and a wand to call my own!^^
This was a random idea brought on by the weirdness at one of the FB Pages I admin, [The 7 HP Books are my 7 Horcruxes, without them I wouldn't have a life], we were talking about things you don't see at Hogwarts...like the characters getting fat, or 'hormonal', or using the amenities...
This is my weird mind...I apologise in advance...
Is Someone Eating a Troll…?
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Hermione disappeared about the corner, when harry and Ron rounded it...she was nowhere to be seen.
"Oi, where do you think she's gone?" Ron asked quizzically, Harry's mouth opened to answer but all sound and movement froze as loud, strange, disturbing sounds began.
"By Merlin's Beard! Is someone eating a Troll?" cried Ron, as a loud groaning, rather theatrical explosion was heard...Harry's glasses fell off in surprise.A moment of silence.
A flush...
Then Hermione appeared through a hidden doorway...She stopped short at their surprised, horrified faces. "What...?"
Disturbed?
You should be...
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