Interesting Conversation
Authors: Lady Diamond and Kome
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Genre: Humor
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: Attempted humor, silliness
Pairings: None
Rating: Uhhh.prolly G to PG
Feedback: We eat, sleep, and breathe it!!
Flames: We welcome them wholeheartedly. We haven't had s'mores for a while...^ _ ~
Notes: Me and my younger brother actually had this conversation once. We weren't drunk, just bored out of our minds and really hyper. Duo plays me in this. Lol. ~Kome~
Summary: Wufei and Duo get drunk and...well...lot's of silliness.
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"Did you now," Duo asked from the couch, "that I made up an island?"
Wufei looked at him from his position on the floor. "Oh, really? And what's this island called?"
"Duo raised up his shot glass, stuck out his chest proudly, and said, "Beeda Land," before dissolving into a fit of giggles.
Wufei stared at his drunk, American friend until his eyes began to cross. He shook his head and said, "How did you come up with that?"
"I found it on the internet."
The dark-haired boy frowned. "Then, you lie!"
Duo looked at him. "...Huh?"
Wufei sputtered. "You - you - you can't make up something you found!"
"But, I did make it up!"
"LIAR!"
"I am not, you...big...poo-poo head!"
"You said it was an island you made up...fibber!"
"It IS an island I made up! I just didn't make up the word 'beeda.'"
"But last time, you said that you made it up."
"I did not!"
"Yes you did, you...big...liar!"
"I told you I got it off the internet."
"But," Wufei continued as if he didn't hear the other boy, "you DIDN'T make it up! I saw it somewhere else!"
Duo was about to argue some more when he realized that his Chinese friend was trying to make sense of something that didn't make sense in the first place.
"Wait," he said. "What?"
Wufei shrugged. "I dunno."
Duo shook his head. "I did make up the island, tinkle-tinkle butt! I never said I made up the word, stupid potty-ness!"
Wufei scowled. "Why you...fluff, cheeseball, chicken fanny."
"I win, pee-pee nose!"
"Don't brag, you magic dragon that people puff down by the sea!"
"Well, at least I go across the bridge to go over the river to get to grandma's house! So there!"
Wufei jumped up, swayed a little bit, then focused his attention on his braided comrade. "Cheater! You didn't go through the woods!"
Duo did a Wufei (1). "I did, too! I just didn't say it!"
Wufei snorted and sat back...well, fell back down. "Yeah, right! You huckle, tootie ear!"
"Look," Duo said, falling down as well. "The point is, I made up Beeda Land."
"Oh, fine, you chuckles, stinky, lumpy, poopy pants."
"Good, you stoopy, potty lump!"
Heero, Trowa, and Quatre stood outside the room, watching the whole scenario.
Duo glomped Wufei. "YAY FOR ME!"
Wufei smiled a big, goofy smile. "YAY FOR YOU!"
The other teens sweat-dropped.
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- Think carefully, but don't hurt yourselves.
Kome - The end!
Lady Diamond - Oh...my...God...
Kome - : :Smiles: : R+R
Lady Diamond - Someone shoot me...
Authors: Lady Diamond and Kome
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Genre: Humor
Chapters: 1/1
Warnings: Attempted humor, silliness
Pairings: None
Rating: Uhhh.prolly G to PG
Feedback: We eat, sleep, and breathe it!!
Flames: We welcome them wholeheartedly. We haven't had s'mores for a while...^ _ ~
Notes: Me and my younger brother actually had this conversation once. We weren't drunk, just bored out of our minds and really hyper. Duo plays me in this. Lol. ~Kome~
Summary: Wufei and Duo get drunk and...well...lot's of silliness.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Did you now," Duo asked from the couch, "that I made up an island?"
Wufei looked at him from his position on the floor. "Oh, really? And what's this island called?"
"Duo raised up his shot glass, stuck out his chest proudly, and said, "Beeda Land," before dissolving into a fit of giggles.
Wufei stared at his drunk, American friend until his eyes began to cross. He shook his head and said, "How did you come up with that?"
"I found it on the internet."
The dark-haired boy frowned. "Then, you lie!"
Duo looked at him. "...Huh?"
Wufei sputtered. "You - you - you can't make up something you found!"
"But, I did make it up!"
"LIAR!"
"I am not, you...big...poo-poo head!"
"You said it was an island you made up...fibber!"
"It IS an island I made up! I just didn't make up the word 'beeda.'"
"But last time, you said that you made it up."
"I did not!"
"Yes you did, you...big...liar!"
"I told you I got it off the internet."
"But," Wufei continued as if he didn't hear the other boy, "you DIDN'T make it up! I saw it somewhere else!"
Duo was about to argue some more when he realized that his Chinese friend was trying to make sense of something that didn't make sense in the first place.
"Wait," he said. "What?"
Wufei shrugged. "I dunno."
Duo shook his head. "I did make up the island, tinkle-tinkle butt! I never said I made up the word, stupid potty-ness!"
Wufei scowled. "Why you...fluff, cheeseball, chicken fanny."
"I win, pee-pee nose!"
"Don't brag, you magic dragon that people puff down by the sea!"
"Well, at least I go across the bridge to go over the river to get to grandma's house! So there!"
Wufei jumped up, swayed a little bit, then focused his attention on his braided comrade. "Cheater! You didn't go through the woods!"
Duo did a Wufei (1). "I did, too! I just didn't say it!"
Wufei snorted and sat back...well, fell back down. "Yeah, right! You huckle, tootie ear!"
"Look," Duo said, falling down as well. "The point is, I made up Beeda Land."
"Oh, fine, you chuckles, stinky, lumpy, poopy pants."
"Good, you stoopy, potty lump!"
Heero, Trowa, and Quatre stood outside the room, watching the whole scenario.
Duo glomped Wufei. "YAY FOR ME!"
Wufei smiled a big, goofy smile. "YAY FOR YOU!"
The other teens sweat-dropped.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- Think carefully, but don't hurt yourselves.
Kome - The end!
Lady Diamond - Oh...my...God...
Kome - : :Smiles: : R+R
Lady Diamond - Someone shoot me...