Yu Yu Hakusho

Hiei walked inside the house and asked, "Where is Yukina?" Kurama, who was playing poker with Yusuke and Keiko, replied that she had gone outside.

Hiei says "Why did she go outside?"

Kurama smirked and said (much louder than necessary), "To impress you."

Hiei, who was thoroughly confused by now, retorted, "Why would she want to impress me?"

Kurama had an evil grin on his face as he said, "Because she like-likes you!"

Hiei started stuttering uncharacteristically and said, "She can't like-like me; we are siblings!"

Kuwabara walked in and said, "Hey! Can I play, too?" Keiko nodded and he went to get his money.

Kurama gave him a side-ways look and said, "But she does not know that and you don't want to tell her, right? You will just have to deal with her being in LOVE with you!" At this, Kurama burst out into laughter. This would normally have earned him an angry glare from Hiei, so he was very surprised when Hiei opened and closed his mouth several times before just saying, "Humph!" and walking outside.

*** After Hiei got outside***

(WOW! *sarcasm* That was soooo hard to figure out!)

[Then Hiei walked outside and spoke to – uh… - Hinata and said "I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

Hinata turned and shouted, "No! I love Kiba!"

(Now this is what would have happened if the author was INSANE… Oh, wait, I am INSANE!... Oh, well, back to the REAL story…]

Then Hiei walked outside and, speaking to Yukina, said, "Why are you training?"

After Yukina had turned red, she stammered her reply, which was, "B-because I-I l-like you…"

Hiei, looking very confused, said "But you can't like me!"

Yukina paused and asked, "Why not?"

Hiei looked away before saying vaguely, "Because!"

"Because why?"

Kurama walks out of the house –

Hiei, frantic to change the subject, says to Kurama, "Why did you stop playing poker?"

Kurama laughed. "Don't mind me. I just lost all of my money, so I came out here to watch you two argue."

Yukina smiled at Kurama. "Ok! Now, Hiei, why not?"

Hiei retorted, "Because—"

He never got to finish his sentence because Kurama had cut him off to say, "Isn't it time she was told, Hiei?"

Yukina, looking confused, asked, "Told what?"

Kurama, with a smile, said, "About Hiei's love for me."

Hiei started stuttering. "H-how d-did you f-find out about t-that?"

Kurama paled and said, "I-it was j-just a j-joke." He promptly passed out.

Hiei sighed with relief and said to himself, "Oh… Good… I thought he was to tell Yukina that she is my sister."

Yukina went into shock and passed out.

Hiei gasped and asked Yukina (Even though she was unconscious), "Did I just say that out loud?" He passed out when he realized that indeed he had.

***Two minutes later***

Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Keiko came out, and Kuwabara and Yusuke said to the three unconscious people, "We come to you as penniless beggars for Keiko has won all our money."

Keiko laughed and then all three of them realized that Hiei, Kurama, and Yukina were all unconscious and said, "Hey why are all of you unconscious? Is there an ENEMY nearby?"

"I bet there isn't." said Keiko.

-Fin~ (For real -^.^-)

p.s. " Fin " means " The End " in French.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.