40 Ways to Annoy the Cullens
Esme:
Destroy the house's interior
Play hardcore metal 24/7
Let Emmett throw Edward into a wall
Let the family spill blood onto the carpet
Show her Alice's shopping bill...s
Carlisle:
Make him eat Chitins
Dye his hair purple
See what heroine does to vampires by testing it on him
Freeze all of his accounts
Make him go crowd surfing
Rosalie:
Don't let her have sex
Make her dress like Bella
Take away her credit card
Let Emmett go on a holiday retreat in the Swiss Alps, leaving her at home
Dye her hair bright red
Jasper:
Have everyone feel horny then depressed
Have Alice go away as everyone is feeling horny and depressed
Make him walk around like a Yankee soldier, saying how much he loves the North
Make him speak like a Canadian or Hillbilly
Make him go to a Redneck wedding
Emmett:
Take all of his clothes and replace them with pink dresses
Have Rose deny him sexual pleasure
Take away his jeep
Make him deal with Bella on her period
Have Jasper make him horny for Aro Volturi
Edward:
Take away the Volvo
Take away Bella
Destroy ALL of his CDs and Records
Paint his room pink
Take away his piano
Bella:
Have her go with Rose and Alice to Paris during Fashion Week
Have Edward pick on her truck nonstop
Have Renee give her "the talk" while Charlie's in the same room
Have her constantly fall down...because of Emmett
Have Edward spend a large amount of money on her (no less then 500,000 dollars)
Alice:
Rip up all of her designer clothes
Take away her beloved Jasper
Cancel her credit cards
Make her wear all off brands for a month
Don't let her plan your wedding
DISCLAIMER: IT'S AMANDA AND RACHEL!!! LOLZ. WE DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS. WE DO, HOWEVER, OWN WHAT WE CAME UP WITH....
NOW, IT IS 3:16 IN THE MORNING WHERE WE ARE... WE ARE VERY TIRED...*giggle giggle* GOOD NIGHT!!!