Meg Griffin: Tales through Time

Collaboration Fan fiction

This is a combined effort by a few of the best Fan fiction writers around at the moment, in response to a challenge issued by Bhaalspawn. None of us own anything relating to Family Guy or its characters…we merely created the situations and OC's contained within. All the rest belongs to Seth MacFarlane and 20th century Fox.

Chapter 1

The deception

"MEG!" Lois shouted up the stairs at her Daughter. Meg came out from her room and walked to the top of the stairs and called out "What?"

"I need you to look after Stewie for a couple of hours for me…your father, I and Chris are going out for a bit" Lois called. Meg muttered under her breath 'Lardass gets a party…what do I get? Stuck looking after my kid brother' but still says "OK Mom"

"Thanks sweetie…I'll bring you back something" Lois replies, as she heads to the door and closes it behind her. Meg then hears the sound of their family car starting up, selecting reverse and pulling off the driveway with a clunk! As it hit the roadway...before speeding off down Spooner St. Meg sighed a heavy sigh, and then proceeded downstairs to where Stewie was playing on the floor in front of the TV. She then sat on the sofa and rested her head propped up in her left palm.

"What are you looking so cheerful for?" Stewie asked her as he turned to face her

"I got to look after you for a bit,Stewie, that's all" Meg answered

"You think that's bad? You're not the one who has to look at your ugly face all afternoon, all because that blasted woman couldn't be bothered to take me with them…" Stewie answered, and then added "well you better do a good job, because I'm feeling a little wet downstairs…so get me to my room and CHANGE ME!"

Meg begrudgingly got up off the sofa, picked Stewie up and felt him "eww…Stewie!"

"Hey…I can't help it, I'm a baby" he replied, with an evil looking smile on his face. Meg then carried Stewie upstairs to his room where Lois kept all his things for changing him. Meg placed Stewie on his changing mat, undone his red overalls and pulled them off him. She then undone the soggy nappy and went looking for his changing bag, but couldn't see it anywhere obvious. She looked around, and under the cot…but it wasn't anywhere in sight.

"Where is your changing bag?" Meg asked, looking at him. Stewie had a quick look around and couldn't see it either…but then had an idea of how he could have a few hours to himself, seeing as Brian was out trying to sell his new book 'life of an underdog'. Stewie points over towards his Time Machine in the corner of the room and says to Meg "Oh…I forgot…Lois keeps it in that wardrobe over there…" Meg heads over towards the Time Machine, opens the front door on it and looks and leans inside "This doesn't look like any wardrobe I've ever seen…" she goes, just as stewie jumps down off his changing table and pushes Meg forwards into the Machine and closes the door.

"Stewie! Let me out!" Meg shouts as she bangs on the door. Stewie just stands outside rubbing his hands together in glee with an evil smirk on his face. He then wanders over to the other side of it, and pulls out the remote control for the Machine and switches it on. The Machine starts to power up, the levels building. Inside the Machine, lots of flashing lights were going off, and Meg was panicking

"STEWIE! LET ME OUT! NOW! OR I'LL TELL MOM!" she screamed whilst banging on the doors of the Machine. Stewie looked at the control and set the panel to 'random'…then pressed the button. An almighty flash emanated from the Machine, and silence followed as the machine powered down. Stewie burst out laughing "VICTORY IS MINE!" he shouted, and started dancing around his room pant-less

After a few minutes of dancing and laughing, stewie wandered over to his table and pulled a hidden nappy out and put it on him. He then said "I'm hungry…suppose I'd better get the annoying people to…" he started, then looked around at the empty room. He wandered over to his toy bear, Rupert, and picked him up and cuddled him "Rupert…you haven't seen anything, have you?" he asked the stuffed toy. "What do you mean you saw everything?" he replied angrily, shaking the toy. "Damn you Rupert! Why must you be the voice of sanity in this house full of nut balls?"

Stewie dragged Rupert over to the time machine and pulled the doors open wide. There was no-one inside, but on the floor of the Machine lay Meg's beanie hat…slightly charred and smoking. "Oh my god, Rupert…what have I done? Where did I send her?" he asked, as he looked at the control panel remote unit…

"AHH! HELP ME!" Meg screamed as she found herself falling through a spinning, blue Vortex in space-time. She could see things flashing past her…images of times gone before…images of things yet to come, yet she kept on falling uncontrollably towards the end of the vortex….

Well, there we are. Where will Meg end up appearing when she exits the vortex? How will Stewie make amends for what he now regrets? If you have any great ideas on how to continue this story, them PM me, and I will list you as one of the contributing writers…or use the thread that is in the family guy fanfic forums to list your idea…come on everyone…lets make this story one of the best Meg fics on here! Your buddy in fanfiction…Meanbow