Unwelcome

by ThatTerribleAuthor

A recent argument leaves Sollux Captor single, alone, and practically broke. After taking a job at a Starbucks, his life seems to be changing for better. That is until he meets the pompous bleach-streaked prick known as Eridan. EriSol. Hinted SolKat. My writing is mediocre, so do not expect it to be all that great.

1. Prologue

Author's note: I type Sollux's lisp. Why? Charles Dickens. End of discussion. If you don'y like it, don't read my shizz. OHGODPLEASEDONOTREADTHATMEAN LY! Enjoy this little tale of two arseholes.

Unwelcome

Prologue

You have to be shitting me. This is not happening; the figure's slump on the couch is not one of guilt. "KK, why is your thtuff gone?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Karkat says bluntly "I can't deal with this bullshit Sollux. You…you are too much."

" I can not control my disorders!" I choke.

He grunts and picks up his stuff and now it is my turn to slump. "Maybe if you weren't such a selfish asshole you wouldn't have so many fucking problems!" He slams the door as he leaves and I mentally slap myself. Way to go shitstain. Your boyfriend- now EX- boyfriend-left you alone. Again. I am sure he isn't coming back.

I ruffle my hair go to get something to eat my feelings away. Before pulling out my fattening junk food, I see that dreaded sheet of paper. Oh shit. It's the bill. Karkat made sure to leave a bright sticky note on it. I peel it off and grit my teeth at the vulgar comment. 'GET A JOB OTHER THAN FUCKING BOYS OFF THE STREET.'

"Geez KK, way to leave a guy broke," I grumble to the air.

The crumbled piece-of-shit advice has made resident in the trash; six packs of salsa chips, half a gallon of honeydew sorbet, and a liter of blue rasberry soda have made resident in my gut.

They will plot out their vengeance later. Until then, Jerry is nagging at my skull.

Hey Fuckwad! Inflating your intestines again? You are such a fatass, go stuff your balls in another ass and get over it.

"Thut up!" I howl. He doesn't. Charlie and Donna join.

Oh wow you're at it again. Fuck yourself.

Idiot.

So…stupid!

You aren't even worth pitying.

A new batch of invisible groupies arrive.

Whore. Slut…

Kill yourself.

Why are you even alive?

I hate you!

You are nothing but a selfish asshole.

"Leave me alone!" I cover my ears and the voices just get louder. It is another sleepless night. Not a single tear is wasted. Every slice is worth the pain. My pills stay shut.