This was going to be just one long one off story but I kinda burned out and decided to split them up into chapters; saves me a lot of stress and will be a hell of a lot easier to work with since I'm incapable of writing long stories which frustrates me to no end but what am I gonna do.

Aoba stared down at the egg placed on his desk, a little confused and disappointed as the teacher walked past to hand eggs out to the rest of the class.

"Excuse me, Mr Mink!" One of the girls called out as she raised her hand to get the adults attention, "I thought we were going to have the dolls for this assignment."

A few students called out in agreement.

The teacher sighed, "There were too many complaints last year. Honestly, do you really want to be woken up at 4am just to shove a piece of plastic in a dolls back just to keep it from crying, or have idiots run up just to bash their heads in so the abuse count goes up?"

"But wouldn't it be better for us to use the simulators, ya know, for when we actually decide to become parents."

"Quit complaining, the eggs will do just as well, and it'll be less stress for everyone, as long as you don't break them." Mink commented as he turned his attention to the blond who was partnered up with Aoba for this assignment.

"Hey, don't give me that look." Noiz scowled at the older man.

"After the last time you were given any sort or responsibility, we can't be too careful."

"You just can't let that go, can you."Noiz snorted before resuming to his previous activity of doodling on sheets of loose leaf, ignoring the rest of the class till the bell rang to signify lunch time.

"So how do you wanna do this? I was thinking of keeping it with me one night, and you have it the next, or should just one of us keeps it for the whole week?" Aoba suggested as the two walked together in the hall towards their usual spot where they shared lunch with the rest of the gang.

"I'm not particularly fussed, either's fine with me." Noiz answered as he inspected the egg in his hand.

Aoba sighed, "Jeez, that's helpful."

"What? It's just an egg. All I care about is getting through this lame assignment and possibly eating it."

"Oi, you are no eating our baby!" The blunette snapped as he snatched the egg from Noiz's clutch, giving the blond a glare.

Noiz laughed lightly, arching an eyebrow. "Our baby? Already getting attached I see."

"If you're gonna tease me about this, then I'll just handle the assi-" Aoba was cut off when something solid hit the side of his head, the contents inside the projectile splattered in his hair and on his face. The suddenness of the assault almost caused him to drop the egg in his hand, but luckily managed to keep a firm grip on it. Another was thrown and made contact with his shoulder, covering him in more of the clear and yellow substance inside.

Noiz was shocked at the sudden attack that had left his partner covered in egg yolk. He snapped his head in the direction of where the eggs came from, and saw a group of boys and girls, laughing and pointing at their poor victim.

"FAGGOTS!" One of the girls called out, starting a chain reaction throughout the group to shout out tasteless slurs.

"Oi, anyone got another?" A boy asked, looking for someone to volunteer their egg to be thrown.

At this point, Noiz was seeing red. He let out a low growl before storming towards the group. No surprise that when they saw him barreling towards them, they panicked; some even screamed before making a run for it like the cowards they were. With that problem out of the way, he returned his attention back to Aoba, disgust evident on his face as he combed his hand through his hair and tried to shake the excess yoke off his fingers. The glassy look in his eyes was all Noiz needed to know that he should be concerned.

"Hey" Noiz started, his tone much more gentler as he placed his hand on the others shoulder, "You going to be alright?"

"Yeah, might be a little shaken up, but I'll be fine."

"Don't give them any thought, they're just jealous that I'm the lucky bastard who has you as a boyfriend and partner for this thing."

Aoba couldn't help but smile at the comment, a faint blush rising in his cheeks. When Noiz got like this, he'd usually just deny everything the German spouted and would either hide his face in his hands or pull up the hood on his jacket. Even after they started going out 3 months ago, Aoba still can't help getting embarrassed over Noiz when he gets into one of his doting moods.

"You sure you're fine?"

"Yeah."

"Then let's find the toilets so we can get you cleaned up, alright?