a/n. I am not even sure if this is good, I just thought it would be funny as I can see them both accidently doing this :)
'I loved her... Like... man... Boobs' Harry potter giggled to his best friend Ronald Weasley as they both looked at the sky, this wizard drug called Shrooms near them.
'No like it was huge' gasped the red head, his arms swinging dangerously around him.
'I know... We...should go to Sirius and make him turn... Into a dog' Harry started screaming with laughter and he rolled over, smacking Ron in his face and chest with his arms.
'Harry the world, is sooooo big! Like bigger than your house, huge' Ron gasped again, before rolling over and trying to sit up.
'We should make a club' Harry informed Ron, also trying to stand up.
'Yeah.. And... name it the.. the'
'SMOSHERS' Ron laughed, falling on the ground again, Harry laughed once more before joining him on the floor, they both looked around and Harry started to sing some superman theme tunes.
'SPIDER PIG! SPIDER PIG, DOES... WHATEVER A.. SPIDER WIG WANTS... FROM A WEB... HES A BIG FATT PIG' Ron started screaming, singing words wrong and stummbiling around the garden.
'W-Where are weeeeeeeeee' Harry also sung, screaming with his face high into the air. Ron stoped and fell to the floor, laughing randomly before crawling to Harry and wispering.
'Hogwarts'
This caused Harry to fall on Ron and start to laugh, muttering Hogwarts while Ron was smiling stupidly.
'What in the world are you two shouting about?' Professor Mcgonagall and Severus Snape both walked up to the two students, one with worry eched on their face, the other nothing.
'We... We are ... .Warting the Hogs' Ron spluttered, still laughing.
'What are you talking about Weasley' Snape growled, immidatly recognising the smell of the two boys, Mcgonagall also realised that her two Lions were high and she narrowed her eyes.
'Hello... Grass... How are you' Harry sung in a high off pitch voice. Ron who had also started talking to the grass suddenly looked up and screamed.
'THE POPO HARRY, RUN YOU LITTLE WANKER' This caused Harry to scream and get up, swinging on his feet, he smiled at both the Professors before running with all his speed at Ron also screaming.
'GIVE ME A FUCKING PIGGY BACK' Snape looked at Mcgonagall and growled.
'Why are two of your students, smoking Shrooms?'
A/N if you like it, review, the make me feel so special, Flame me if you want :) Going to post maybe once or twice a day, depending on whether my muse is with me or not.
And as for everyone who liked my other story, I.. Words.. No, I just don't like it, and I have thought about it and I no longer want to do the story anymore, feel free to use the idea though as my story of it has been deleted :P
