40 Ways to Annoy the Pixie
Rip up all of her designer clothes
Take away her beloved Jasper
Cancel her credit cards
Make her wear all off brands for a month
Don't let her plan your wedding
Change your mind every five seconds
Don't let her have any fun at a party
Contaminate all of the stores in every mall in the U.S.
Take away her passport
Take away the beloved Porsche
Paint the Porsche brown
Dye her hair green
Make Jasper wear a chastity belt that is immune to vampire strength
Lock her in a room with Emmett when he's obsessed about the newest racing movie—pay him extra to make the racing sounds and quote the movie line by line
Don't let her buy lingerie for Bella (Bella says, "There is a God!" while smiling at the sky)
Make Edward think about Bella in compromising positions... in her Porsche
Take away the matching sets of lingerie—leaving only mismatched underclothes
Take away her stilettos
Don't let her dress anyone in the house
Take away her role playing costumes
Let Bella wear sweat pants 24/7
Paint her room an ugly brown color
Dye her skin orange
Replace all of her clothes with outfits of the oompa loompa style
Have everyone singing random, annoying, show tunes whenever they ask her a question
Have Jasper make her permanently depressed
Kidnap Jasper for six months...making her sexually deprived, then have the other couples satiate their needs...
Have all of the family members say "Alice..." every two seconds
Make Alice dress like Bella tells her to for six months
Close all of the beauty salons until she begs on her knees to Emmett—who would be obsessed with his Jeep and Rosalie—even more than he is on a regular basis
Make her go shopping with Rose and Emmett for car parts
Make her carry all of the car parts
Make her constantly run in a circle around the house, for a month
Make her clean the boys locker room at school.
Blow up her room
Take pictures of her and Jasper in a compromising position, then post them on the web
Make her live in a tent for a year
Make her feed off of squirrels and small game animals for three months
Make her drive under the speed limit
Make her spend time with Jacob when he's running on patrols