No matter what any of you might think, I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR 'PAINT ME A BIRMINGHAM'
Both already have owners and no matter how much I wish it was true I OWN NOTHING SO DON'T SUE ME, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a songfic from Harry's point of view about his lost lover Voldemort.
HOPE YOU LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catch Me a Voldemort
He was stand-in there,
His wand in hand,
Catching minions as they ran across his land,
With every spell,
His fortune grew,
The Aurors came,
Annnnnnnd,
Dementors flew,
I asked him if he only caught the younger ones,
He said for 50 Galleons,
I'll catch you anything.
Can you catch me a Voldemort?
Listen up this is what I plan,
He's in a house on the edge of town,
Porch going all the way around,
He should be there on the front yard swing,
Cotton robes cause its early spring,
Bring him here he'll be mine again,
If you can catch me a Voldemort.
He looked at me with knowing eyes,
Then took his cloak down from a peg there by his side,
Picked up his wand and said to me,
"Son sit right there and I'll be back here in a bit,"
I said if there's any way you can,
"Can you place him back into my arms again?"
If you can catch me a Voldemort,
Listen up this is what I plan,
He's in house on the edge of town,
Porch
going all the way around,
He should be there on the front yard
swing,
Cotton robes cause its early spring,
Bring him here he'll be mine again,
If you can catch me a Voldemort.
If,
You,
Can,
Catch,
Me,
A,
Voldemort