Hello, all! I'm Maguffium239 and this is my first published fanfic! I've been stalking you all for a while now, so I thought I might as well add to the slush pile. I'm out of things to say, so here's the
Disclaimer: I don't own Adventure Time. All I own is a stuffed Finn head, two buttons, five comics, and my Marshall Lee doll. I love you, Marshy...
Come with me and travel the world
I'm nothing but a crazy girl
And I've always been lonely, so
Put down that all junk, let's go
Come with me and leave it all behind
It's only shame that stops you from flying
I'll hear your tales and share my own
It's amazing how much you've grown
Come with me and find your place
Brilliant mind and pretty face
I'm still searching, I'm still finding
Everything but peace in my mind...
She thinks she's better than me, what the heck?! Just because she's ruler of a pretty little kingdom full of sunshine and pastels where nothing ever goes wrong doesn't mean she's better at ruling than I am! Who does she think she is? I had to fight for my title, fight and win, has she ever done that? Oh no, not precious pretty Bubblegum who never wants to get her precious little outfit messed up. She makes me sick.
What happened?
She was my little sis, the one who looked up to me and did what I told her and thought I was awesome. She used to listen to my songs and she never laughed at me, no matter how stupid and emotional the lyrics were. Bonni and Marcy, that was us. She was the younger sibling I always wanted…
But now she's turned into this prissy, self-righteous little jerk! When she was younger, we never had problems. It was so cute how she was always messing around with candy life, always trying to make new stuff, sometimes going farther over the line than I would, if I was into that science junk. Hanging around with PepButt does that to you. I guess that's the darkness she's always trying to hide.
Maybe that's why she acts like Little Miss Perfect now…
Me, I don't hide the fact that I'm evil. I don't think she really believed me about that, not at first. Not until the whole thing with Simon… What is up with the princess-kidnapping stuff, anyway? What's the big deal? He has his penguins; can't he be happy with them? Why does he always have to mess up everything?
She… kept the shirt. After all that junk about kicking me out of the Candy Kingdom, she KEPT it? What the butt, right? I'm trying not to think too hard about the whole pajama thing, though. It might give Finn the wrong idea. Who knows what's going on under the little weirdo's hat? Sometimes I'm too sexy for my own good, I guess.
Sorry, guys, can't have these lumps!
Speaking of, what is up with all the perverted pictures of me I keep finding online? Just stop it, okay? I know I'm hot and all that, but I do have some dignity.
Peace. Rest in it.
So endeth my first fanfic! Hope you all like, review, favorite, all that jazz. Later!