Sonic was on a roll. He had finally succeeded in his lifelong mission.
Knuckles looked down at the abomination and sighed deeply. "Why must you be this way Sonic?"
"I'm Sonic! Sonic the Chili Dog!" chipped the Blue Blur.
Indeed, Sonic had finally achieved greatness. He had transformed into a chili dog.
Tails flew in with two spoons. "Is it chow time?" he asked, two-buttedly.
Knuckles sighed again and pulled out his meat grinder. He shoved Sonic in it and turned the crank. Thousands of mini Sonics poured out from the grinder and frolicked with glee.
Tails gasped and held the utensils close to his heart. All of a sudden, his face transformed into Waluigi's.
"Glory!" cried Knuckles, and he bowed before his king.
The mini Sonics rejoined into the whole Sonic. He bowed as well.
"I knight thee, Sir Gawain and King Arthur!" Tails wahed.
"Groovy stinkin' booty!" smirked Sonic and he put a can of lemon juice upon his extravagant tongue.
Knuckles placed his crooked rear on the can and gave it to him like DMX.
"Oh, I weep!" Eggman wailed as his fatted through the window with a jar of freshly squeezed succotash.
"He is suffering…" Sonic said with a tear adourning his hot face that won all women of the known dimensions.
"What happened, Eggy?" asked Tails in a purple way.
"Oh, woe!" woed Eggman. He wept and wept. "I cannot love life as the days bring forth no hope!"
"No hope? That ain't dope!" growled Knuckles as he flexed his muscles unlike Sonic who was a nimrod.
"Eggman, cut the bananas and tell us your problemo, brother!" said Sonic impatiently.
"It's the Mean Bean Machine!" wept Eggman as an ocean with fishes spilt from his sobbing ducts.
Sonic got mad at the idea. "I think I know what's happenin', my dude…"
And so, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles flew to the Mean Bean Machine via a giant tortellini named Jose.
"Gosh!" gasped Knuckles when he saw the sad state of Eggman's stinkin' beans. There was a robot beating them up with building blocks.
"State your name and fav sock design!" rasped Sonic charismatically.
"My name is Zed and I totes love the stockings you're rocking!" announced the robot.
Sonic was taken aback. "I love this glorious individual!"
"Verily so, he displays an inability to be one with the beans!" growled Knuckles. "It's time to end this tomfoolery!"
Knuckles drew his sword, but Sonic stopped the blade with the overwhelming aura of his blue forehead.
"Sonic stopped the blade!" cried Tails as he dropped his tennis racket and went back into his Assist Trophy form.
"Blimey, Son The Hedge!" roared Knuckles. He put the sword into a document and saved.
"No, Knux, this robot is a stud lord!" cried Sonic with tears of love streamaing down his cheeks. "I must be the one to end this!"
"Sonic, I thought you were an enthusiast of Tetris…" Zed whispered robotically.
"Aye… but I've known the beans too well…" said Sonic and he karate chopped all the Tetris blocks into two. Now they were Octis blocks and the trademark was invalid.
"That's math for ya!" said Big the Cat from his radical flying saucer made of frogs and fish paste.
"Oh, tarter sauce!" said Zed. He struggled to comprehend the beans. He then blew up up due to incomprehension.
"Dang, dude…" said Knuckles. He took his nose to his own shoe.
"I've seen the beans… and the beans are light…" Sonic said gently against the wind.
FIN